Skip Mcqueen.

Bovril. I miss Bovril so much.

If I ever choose to have kids I'd tell them of a time it didn't rain in England every single day.

Someone at last speaking for the silent majority

Astronomically speaking, it’s the first day of autumn.

Ooh this was a good one.
It crossed my mind to do this when I was leaving my last job, but it was during the pandemic and I moved far away from the actual office.

Me announcing that I'm leaving Twitter.

My dug takes himself off to bed. If we leave our bedroom door open he walks past his bed and sits on ours.

Thanks for the support. It does mean a lot. I've been doing my best to out the rape apologists that I share mutuals with on twitter.

I'll probably delete this post out of embarrassment for being so open. But things like this just leave me feeling so helpless.

Jfc. My mental health has taken a battering recently. But so many mutuals being rape apologists is beyond fucking disheartening.

Same.

I'm the world's biggest irn bru fan. I did not like this.

Saw them support two different bands in a week.

My favourite is the supposed left wing one from East Sussex.

I think that's what the Tom Hanks film in the airport is about.

I used to be fully there.
I do struggle with winter and lack of sun so it's on the horizon.

My favourite band. I just can't listen to the HB unless I'm in a dark place. I didn't enjoy it when I saw them play it live in full because I wasn't in that place.

I can't do it.

This. Especially when we share mutuals.

Can I just shock you. I like the Tate despite what I said earlier.

Museums are great aren't they. Except modern art museum's.

I am not in danger.
I am the one who knocks.

Playing about on it, obviously it's dark in the cinema so a lit up screen is very distracting.

Last time I went to the cinema a guy spent the last 10 minutes of 1917 on his phone. On the way out, What providence that he'd left his coke in the aisle. I booted it over him and pretended it was an accident.

This. And people that use their phone in the cinema.

Could be batman?

You'll be missed. I'd love to nuke my social media accounts- but I have a brain that doesn't shut off so I have to keep myself distracted.

Amateur. I always take my own sandwiches and crisps.

Some might say that's expensive

Hans Moleman.