oh god oh fuck

Why fake it til you make it when you could jork it til you pork it

without reading it i can tell already it’s about gavin newsom

how funny would it be if supreme leader khamenei hacked the kfc account?

oh goodness… what on earth

it needs to be a manual opt in if it’s going to exist or coexist & there’s zero existing guardrails right now

shit’s a liability at this point

cartoon goose hitting the meth bubble

no.

shit… sorry, wrong account

is there anything that shows he’s opposed to genocide other than recent words about it?

really? you buy that he went through close to two decades with it on him & was a “military history buff” while deploying as a mercenary up through around 2018 or so, didn’t learn or know what it was up until just the other day?

this was posted yesterday on Twitter and is still up.

it has 598K Views, 114 comments, 674 reposts, 33K likes, & 538 saves.

Bluesky’s Trust & Safety team has somehow managed to become more restrictive & hostile towards marginalized people than a platform owned by a literal neonazi.

cancel her ass, nancy

I eat coochie and pork. If someone walked near me with the Quran it would start shaking.

i think it’s best if it comes naturally from people & not coerced or whatever with acknowledging why there’s an apology with the intentions to have changed behavior — if not for those who caught strays but for being better with & for we riff with going forward; empty apologies are ass, lol.

i’m soooo tired from rage baiting & having the algos programmed to keep it in sight so much

bsky isn’t without its several faults & it’s nice to have more control over how we interact with shit that pisses us off

reminding ourselves of how much control we have of this here can be helpful imho

fuck you i will not show you my fishing license i am a sovereign citizen

👏👏👏 this is the kenergy

i’m 100% rooting for a great evening with the gf & kitten here

also, just to make it right & set things straight:

🫵 i never said or suggested you commit patricide

i will own my part in a context collapse from not knowing the whole story re: what you’re dealing with (which you didn’t owe me anyway) & apologize for hitting trauma triggers

a woman in a white shirt is holding a glass of wine ALT: a woman in a white shirt is holding a glass of wine

sir, that’s pam poovey from archer!

also full transparency & to not be completely fucking weird: this is brit (lots of people have at least one alt for varying reasons)

your call on keeping the block there as well

also, pro-tip: super worth it to avoid the slurs going forward (there’s better insults tbh)

…especially at the cost of your own serotonin.

once i joined this site, i maintained a rule for myself of “net positive serotonin” & once that wasn’t what was happening, mutes & blocks did. i learned this after a year & a half on twitter after my spouse died then starting from scratch online.

we all have crashouts where there’s explanations which also aren’t excuses. you’re on a site with a lot of other people who are neurodivergent, have ptsd & various other diagnoses, etc.

first & foremost: protect your peace online in general — nobody’s owed an argument or engagement…

hey so if you unblock people or have an alt, there’s a productive & larger conversation this helped inspire with regard to navigating when this shit gets out of pocket (largely related to context collapse) that all this earlier shit inspired.

your call. enjoy your night with cat & gf regardless.

stand down 🫵

@mark-carney.bsky.social this poorly dressed man in edmonton alberta canada is doing a stolen valour of your country’s military while trying to fight stoned shitposter strangers on the internet

u should spank him for the shirt choices alone tbh

pigpoopballs

counterpoint:

aren’t you that dude who’s a slur enthusiast?

fuck you i helped pump those numbers

*cough*COWARDSBLOCK*cough*

damn… even death rejected you?

that’s wild.

This is a play on the song “Santa Baby,” in case it went over your head