And the women’s team:
- the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China
- the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character
- the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)

GOLD MEDALIST ALYSA LIU

So, I'm going ahead and just rewatching hockey and that free skate for the rest of the day.

FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING

THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

ALYSA LIU WINS GOLD

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

ALYSSSSSSAAAAAAA!!!

We've got overtime curling! Cancel all of my meetings.

I work with a primary care researcher who studies adherence to cancer screening guidelines...the hestitancy about not doing "butt stuff" in the Deep South is real.

norman rockwell “free speech” (1943)

defensive football isn’t “boring”

“If I start investing when I’m six I can afford a house someday”

GOOD LORD

The ACC Huddle broadcast is more fun than I thought it'd be.

Fun fact: Pete's actual name is Stephen Thomas...not a Peter to be found.

Ole Miss has equaled the touchdown output of the prior game in under 60 seconds.

did these two teams consider just playing like this for the entire game

Happen to be here RIGHT NOW!

BREAKING: STILL FUCK ALL HAPPENING

Husband decided to try a new stuffing recipe. That he's never cooked. While at my parents' house. As it was going off rails, he didn't appreciate my advice to, "Just run the damn ball."

It IS! Come on down.

100000%

Don't start smoking yet...our defense isn't good.

Mississippi State with the transitive win over Texas Tech!

Boy do I love baseball. Goodnight.

How can you not be romantic about baseball

Steal home. Be a man.

Slept through the 13th. On accident. My cats and husband are gone.

I opened my second bottle wine sooo many innings ago.

the detroit tigers still have the chance to win the ALDS if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing

13 innings is only fun because it isn't happening to my team.

Baseball’s rule book has been around for 783 years and somehow manages to let the game fall straight into the phantom zone at the worst possible moments