I lost a lot of squeamishness when I was waiting tables and broke - hey, wasn't gonna let that half-eaten plate go to waste, just cut off any teeth marks, y'know? so much scarfed down back by the dishwasher, out of sight of the dining room 😋
I wish that blocks would remove also them as followers, don’t need artificially inflated follower counts from all the bots and scam profiles
something very Dallas Braden with a perfect game about this tho
Gourmet Magazine is now worker-owned and AI slop free. There's possibly multiple recipes for eating the rich. It also lowers your blood pressure when you read nice things people write about food. gourmetmagazine.net
Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago
www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...
Mikey, I'm so proud of you, son!
@monteiro.bsky.social such a good one 👏👏👏
Selfie - I’m wearing a black t-shirt and holding up a book with a black cover and pink text: How to Die (And Other Stories) by Mike Monteiro
Stickers inside the pink box the book was shipped in: one Gilly and Billy cartoon guillotine sticker and 3 round stickers with the blue and green Waymo logo and We killed Kitkat around the edge
More goodies from the box - whistles in pink, light blue and black with Fuck ICE embossed on the side
Hey the world may be kinda shitty right now, but at least this arrived before Armageddon! Mike’s writing has helped me get through the past year and change, now the collection is in one place. Get yours here! Fun extras, too!
www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
Legit lol as I’m sipping a drink at a bar and grateful for my monogamous basic ass
Oooh you’ve got l a y e r s
screenshot of Wikipedia entry on Markwayne Mullin's eduction: In 2010, Mullin received an associate degree in construction technology from Oklahoma State University Institute of Technology. He is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree.
If you visit Okmulgee, OK, home of the OSUIT, you'll see measures painted on the Deep Fork River Bridge and they're called "Markwaynes", created as a fraternity prank by laying Markwayne down repeatedly on the pavement across the length of the bridge.
I wonder if she misses her old life and old face, so much MALization just to be able to role play on a luxury jet and run up the biggest Mile High Club score in government history
abolish ICE and claw back that repulsive DHS funding that bought Noem her sky club love nests
How I arrived on Bluesky
so this is to disrupt the cocaine supply chain? wouldn't it be cheaper to just send Don Jr to rehab?
CNN headline on Google News: Has the US ever assassinated a world leader before?
excellent question! (if you've never read a single thing about american history)
Raise your hand if you’re been deliberately marginalized by the CIA too
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hope you got a peek!
no fog tonight so I got to see the lunar eclipse moments ago. yep, looks like someone had taken a big ol bite of the moon. no red yet tho - and I can't stay awake for another hour or so until that happens.
happy skygazing for all who are up for this! zzzzzz
A+ 🧵, excellent insight into shit I know nothing about, thank you
lol, after posting these old 😍takes on Mission Accomplished, another part of Liddy's tongue bath made me howl, comparing Bush 🏋️♀️ 👨✈️ w/Gore:
"Al Gore had to go get some woman to tell him how to be a man"
dear readers, that woman was Naomi Wolf. yes, THAT Naomi Wolf. earth tone wardrobe lmao.
don't forget the slobber for Bush's Mission Accomplished stunt (which was supposed to mark the end of armed conflict in the Iraq War after exactly 6 weeks!) Chris Matthews, G. Gordon Liddy (of Watergate infamy) & I can't find it now, but IIRC Peggy Noonan was practically squirting on air watching
congrats on the gig but what's really sad is you could be talking BotH or Thee Parkside 😭
hey SF friends, check it out
fayes3614.com
hah - just started it tonight, and yep, you nailed it
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
If you want to stand up against fascism, then you have to defend trans rights. It’s nonnegotiable. We all lose otherwise.
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.
They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.
GO DONATE.
tcpipeline.org
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
