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Jessica Martin

@femmieblue82

Proud Jezebel #Bluesier from #Indiana. Badass lab tech and #feminist witch! I'm nobody really, but I'm a determined nobody and I'm ready to fight! 🚫MAGA 🚫DM #Heavymetal #ATVs #nailgirlie

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Somebody go buy this poor fella a trumpet!

09.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We only have one day set aside to celebrate women.
Sharks get a whole week.
Clearly, we need to start eating more people.

09.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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🎢 It's just another... 🎢

09.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmela Nieto de Herrera

Carmela Nieto de Herrera

3/6/1879 β€” b. Carmela Nieto de Herrera, Cuban journalist, author, social advocate, feminist, philanthropist. The first female journalist in Cuba; wrote political works, #kidlit + many essays, stories, articles for mags + newspapers #WomensHistoryMonth #womenwriters #WriterSky #PolSky #IWD #FreePress

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 627 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Between my stepdad's #Medicare replacement plan being a dick abt getting him medical equipment & my dental #insurance being such a bitch, I'm about ready to pull my hair out 🀬🀬🀬🀬

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it normal for #home #health workers to just show up? My stepdad has therapists coming to the house, but they ignore my requests for a schedule and just show up randomly.

04.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine losing a child in military combat & all the President has to say is β€œlook at these beautiful statues”. A rabid mall rat high on moldy Auntie Anne’s pretzels has more empathy than that oozing goiter on America’s ass

04.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 5
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Miami Correctional Facility Abuse - WOWO News/Talk 92.3 FM and 1190 AM BUNKER HILL, Ind. (WOWO) β€” In a harrowing whistleblower testimony that paints a portrait of a correctional system in freefall, former Sergeant Zandra Parker is breaking her silence. Her account descri...

#Whistleblower report from a former sergeant at the unfortunately (and inaccurately) named "Speedway Slammer." This place is constantly on the scanner page for fights & inmates being found dead or hurt. #fuckice #hoosiersky
wowo.com/miami-correc...

04.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's parts for anything, really. My hubby fixes off road machines and a kit that he ordered to repair an engine head last week cost double what it did 2 years ago. Even something as simple as a DIY oil change is creeping up near $100.

03.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now I'm like "hey it turns out when your basic needs are met by your income you CAN save money for things like emergency car repairs!!! It wasn't a personal failing at all!!!

....It was exploitative capitalism THE WHOLE TIME!!!!

03.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I'm white & I feel the same way. I have really curly hair & it never looked good to me until I let my guy Cameron cut it for the first time. He did way better than any white girl hairdresser I have been to πŸ™‚

03.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same in central Indiana. Gas went from 2.65 to 3.29.

03.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It went from $2.65 to $3.29 overnight in central Indiana.

03.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2 weeks. So, my practically immobile stepdad has been w/o his blood thinner for 4 days & wore himself out getting cleaned up today for no reason, and he gets to just sit in #pain w/a dislocated shoulder until they get their shit together. I hate #healthcare here.

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy, nothing like having a #procedure cancelled the day of the procedure after moving heaven & earth to make a #care plan for the 3 days following the procedure. All because someone didn't scroll all the way thru the doc's notes to see that cardiac clearance was needed. The wait for clearance? /1

03.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag or anything, but I actually used a whole tube of lip balm without misplacing it. #Goals πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

03.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

34Β° & gloomy here in Howard county. I have dedicated today to coffee, Golden Girls, & making chicken noodle soup w/my mom.

01.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. I drive a 2014 Acadia Denali and it has nice bonuses like seat warmers & coolers and all that jazz, but it has knobs for things like the radio volume & climate control & I'm not letting it go until it rusts to pieces or something.

26.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 He’s got the biggest balls of them all 🎢

25.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sloppy cheese fries w/a side of cottage cheese

23.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know you all are here for the life advice I give, so here’s some for a Saturday morning: if you get results from a lab for the tests your doctor sent you to do, don’t read them. Even if the lab sends them to you, don’t read them. You don’t know if β€˜350’ is high or not. Let the doctor call you πŸ˜…

21.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 655 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 8

As a career #laboratorian, I cannot stress this enough. And please don't call the lab asking what your results mean, either. Even if we know, we aren't allowed to tell you.

22.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're ever near Peru, you should check out Mr. Weenie. It's a really old drive-in hot dog stand. There is also the Ole Olsen Theater & Harvey Hinklemeyer's. Harvey's is an old pizza joint with really cool vintage decor πŸ™‚

22.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We used to eat at Hap's a lot. They had 2 locations in Logansport and they are both closed now ☹️☹️ I liked their special sauce on the Hap's Delight and the place was really cool. There were all kinds of tin signs hanging up & a train set always ran around the whole place just below the ceiling πŸ’™πŸ’™

22.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The #hospital paging system where I work is messed up, so today's AM #prayer just sounded like a bunch of screaming demands at Jesus today 🀣🀣🀣

21.02.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So when do we get our checks in the mail for overpayment on goods and services? Asking for every American.

20.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please. It'll be just like after the pandemic. These companies know we'll pay & they will keep their prices inflated and pocket record profits again.

20.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, you stole my plan 🀣🀣

20.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0