@brianphillips
Senior Writer at The Ringer 🦉 NYT bestselling author of Impossible Owls 🦉 occasional podcast host (22 Goals, Truthless) 🦉 whippet fancier https://bookshop.org/p/books/impossible-owls-essays-brian-phillips/7310179?ean=9780374175337
I want you toknow that proclamations like this come from the softest dude you will ever meet whose greatest challenge in life is waiting ten minutes in line at Merridee's
Local Massachusetts weekly says it's confirmed that the Pentagon was relying on Claude for strike targeting, which is how they came to bomb a girls' school.
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Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz
Plato's
I simply can't believe the guy who made an app to help you "cheat on everything" would turn out to be untrustworthy
Then fell asleep and missed the game
I just appreciate that he somehow parleyed Guy Who Memorized The Whole First Half Of Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back into a Cartier endorsement
"I'm Legolas's cousin, and my visitation rights were just cut off" I say with a smirk as the GQ photographer urges me to undo one more button
I care about ballet and opera a lot more than I care about Timothee Chalamet, but I will always maintain a baseline level of respect for a man who convinced the world for like three straight years that the height of glamor is to look like a pixie that's six months late on its Mustang payments
I can't think of a clearer explanation of how capitalism works in practice than that they figured out how to trade futures in missile strikes before they figured out how to solve the weird six-hour shipping-status gap after the email is sent but before the parcel is received
Proud to be in the trenches with my revolutionary brothers in arms, Bill Kristol and the House of Lords
First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."
Y’all go get this dog so we don’t have to
this has been knocking around my head for a while, but for real: Sports get people prepared for the bullshit of politics like few other things can channel-6.ghost.io/everything-y...
I didn't say there were no downsides
The site couldn't last 72 hours without you, goes without saying
I regularly check out of BlueSky for about 72 hours and when I come back I'm overwhelmed with the realization that many people I like very much need to check out of BlueSky for about 72 hours
The Massachusetts Department of Correction has been fighting me for months, trying to withhold data about its collaboration with ICE.
Yesterday, I won that fight, and obtained records showing that the state has transferred more than 2,000 people into ICE custody since 2009.
A quick thread:
I wrote about the Ellisons' Warner Bros. takeover, which will create an entirely new type of right-wing media empire
If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be,
The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;
If Wednesday has come round again,
'Tis wise to check ESPN;
Yet if it be long weekend time,
Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
That was the first of several moments when I almost bailed on the piece
🇺🇸 Reporter: You'll concede this is war?
Markwayne Mullin: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us.
Reporter: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war.
Reporter: When you walked up just now, you called it war.
Mullin: Okay. That was a misspoke.
If he'd studied the blade The Beast in the Jungle would have been a lot shorter
Consequences won't hit for what, two years at the earliest? Two years is four thousand years when you're 12
Thanks so much! No, we pitched a continuation but the bosses weren't interested, unfortunately
Wish I'd had space to talk more about this! The debt math is doubly interesting given that Oracle's been tanking after (stop me if you've heard this one before) overspending on data centers. Some of these guys have clearly decided Trump + AI = a future where normal financial math won't apply anymore
Basically interchangeable in this case
And/or they can hire me to write a piece for Harper's about the future of motorsports
None. I've scattered a series of riddles whose answers point to my offline contact information throughout my work over the last 15 years. Whosoever solves these riddles and find me will be my true disciple, and will learn the blade at my hands
I wrote about the Ellisons' Warner Bros. takeover, which will create an entirely new type of right-wing media empire
I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?
