JD Vance's Couch

How will this affect the price of latex gloves?

C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny

No, this is Patrick

Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account.
#JDVance #Couch

STAY AWAY

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Stay away.

#FuckVance

GO FUCK YOURSELF

He what

I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.

Penguins beat Trump in the trade war.
#Penguins #FuckTrump

Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President

C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social .

Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗

Maybe

Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President

Penguins beat Trump in the trade war.
#Penguins #FuckTrump

Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.

Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠

Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout

Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.

Beautiful ratio.

As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump

General tip: If you see a Cybertruck infront of you on the road, maybe change lanes and back up a bit. That shit is a polygonal firebomb on wheels

"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump

*Crashes Economy*

"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump

*Crashes Economy*

Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.

Overrated car brand. No one except the MAGAts buy Tesler.

And then several months after Johnson rejects,
"The left won't even debate me"-Johnson

Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.