Tar-Míriel's wife 💍

You think? Idk I think that's just normal

Elendil doesn't wish anything, he just thinks about Míriel and occasionally moans her name out loud

Exactly, he got the best deal 🙂‍↕️

He's judging your life choices

Between that and the weed they sure know how to have fun

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

John Masefield

Ancient Númenórean expert here ✋️ It's a text about their favourite activities

Maybe Sauron just came out because he wanted to join and they started to beat his ass instead :(

Gifted by Elendil I guess

Damn it, my copy of the Unfinished Tales doesn't have the chapter where he names the númenóreans' sexual organs

I didn't know Kemen had called his dick that

You're not in Númenor

As he should

Things that don't exist in Númenor:

- Straight people
- Functional families
- Men that aren't pathetic (affectionate for some, derogatory for others)
- People who like Kemen
- A day that goes by without someone seeing/hearing things that aren't there (at least yet)

The good part is that she called you special :)

Also they invent all that crap to oppose her but it only makes her sound incredibly cool 🤷‍♀️

As watchers who know the whole story, it's crazy to think that right now Míriel is a warmonger deceiving sorcerer with magic crysal ball and all for the average númenórean

Yes, but he was only the first one

It was me, I'm the grandma

I headcanon him as the one who has more fun beating the shit out of the king's men in the whole faithful army

Day 2️⃣1️⃣: waiting for TRoP to confirm Andrew Richardson as Anárion #Andrewion 🌞

("Martin Eden"...Sun Boi at Kingsmen idiots: "go ahead, ty me, that'll be fun")

No, only human people (and Berek)

I refuse 😈

He give us little content but of the best quality

HE'S FEEDING US AGAIN 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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i'm feeling the "walls are closing in" panic again, so unfortunately, i'm posting this again. neither of us is in any immediate danger (though my state keeps me guessing every day), and there are people in *much* greater need. this is in case anyone passing by is able and willing to help us do more.

The miserable eyes in the second pic... yeah he'll fit perfectly in that family