henny nicholson

My vast hordes will rise up to fight in my name

A court of dick and balls

Is there anyone else here cool and worth following? And don’t point me towards no fucking celebrity

Thinking about all kinds of things (sims, cheese pizza, my laundry that needs folded)

I found my friend Ashton

I’m looking for my friend her name is Ashton

True!

Ohhhhh my fucking godddd okayyyy finee whatever

Yeesh

this summer i want to form friendships with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

Oh sweet

You had your head on my chest… watchin Parks and Rec

(walking around during the beginning of a thunderstorm without my umbrella) You know… I’m something of a rainpilled wetcel myself

My som is my som and my life is my life

Do they have Applebee’s in Athens

Would you still love me if I was in charge of a voodoo museum in western Germany

She microwave safe on my porcelain till I’m dishwasher safe

I dreamt of the Baphomet and he came to me in the form of some white guy