Ash Diggs

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United Healthcare Board: alright team it’s time to name a new CEO!

Every exec:

Historically we have Thanksgiving dinner around 7 or 8pm. My parents were so excited about getting food on the table by 5 that my mom made my dad take a commemorative picture

Calling my dad with tears in my eyes to say “I understand now” after having the time of my life spending a Sunday morning in Home Depot

yoo charli is funny lol

They got Mike Tyson ass out on Netflix

This man is sick

Underrated aspect of bein short is swingin my legs sitting on tall chairs. You can’t fathom my whimsy

He won’t but I truly think it would be net positive if Tyson killed Jake Paul

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The worm controlling RFK’s brain realizing he’s getting away with it

The worm controlling RFK’s brain realizing he’s getting away with it

reposting my viral tweets here and feeling like a guy wearing his high school letterman jacket in college

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Yeah I was in the Thriller music video, but my scene got cut. I played a guy also in the house who jumped and screamed when Michael Jackson turned around looking like that