Judas DJs

Ear plugs: quite effective against two of the nouns mentioned in this headline.

Class, the Pussycat Dolls are back

Holding up one of my cats' paws next to a huge jagged claw scratch on the inside of our front door. It's not a match. The defense argument appears to be that it was a literal demon. Jury is skeptical

doing some highly involved forensics

"Kippers for breakfast? is it St Swithin's day aleady"

Wormtongue and King Théoden from Lord of the Rings but the image has been drawn over to show Wormtongue is wearing oversized black shoes

"Sorry I'm late, I'd to walk down Piccadilly and it took me an hour and a half to salute all the tat"

Chewing this over...

...is it failing to say McCarthy writes an attractive, idiosyncratic sentence so that's how we know it's not AI?

I know a human wrote that critique because it's opaque as fuck.

As in a "not in private, secretly he isn't. In costrast to the vocational glee he takes in it for his role as Secretary for Health and Social Care"

This too shall pass. Write down names.

One week from now, this lone bollock is going to be topless and wearing a red Spartan cape from 300 for his interviews.

If Blair and Trump are squawking at you, you're finally doing something right.

This is the first quark of anything like a sense of respect for Starmer I've ever felt and of course it's only out of sheer contrast.

I'm sure anyone who made music with a PC in the 90s knows in their heart how fucking ace Your Woman by White Town really is.

This little dude is hilarious. Both our ones hate him

Email: HOW DID YOUR EVRI COURIER DO?

The possibility that they may have delivered a box of plastic unspoilt to the correct address shouldn't be cause to solicit praise.

I know I'm never gonna see anything that makes me think he's amazing/doesn't make me think there's Timothee with a different haircut.

I dunno why so many people care about this varnished little ham.

Underworld are one of those "aye, kinda had their moments" bands to me. But Pearls Girl, my god, it came from outer space. Even after all these years.

A lot of people give up halfway when making a massive corridor. But I'm in it for the long hall.

Likewise,no one in Eastenders can justify walking around with a face like a slapped arse.

"Is that enough?'
*kinda squeaks "yes"*

I was summoned to a soundcheck to sell Grandmaster Flash my copies of Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand on 12", and my Nevermind LP. The roll of notes the dude pulled out of his pocket.

I need to professionally process how much I hate this

How it started / How it's going

I think of the Criterion collection as "Classy Movies for Dummies"

Someone once said he'd a comedy-killing death mask face for acting and I had nothing to counter with.

Thos literally happens in Threads, like the day before the bomb drops. For heavens sake don't do it!

Panic on the streets of Belfast LINE UP the 90s indie disco social 13th March 8pm Harland and Wolff Staff Club, Belfast £6 tickets, proceeds to Inspire With Stephen Beggs and Judas DJs

This is beginning to move... one of our fave nights to do and all for a good cause, Inspire mental health.

Modern life? well it's rubbish...
Belfast's 90s indie disco social returns!

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Come as you are.

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If the AI robots want to use my body as a battery and plug my consciousness into a simulation of the late 90s they absolutely 100% have my permission