𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫

Well napoleon would make a funny musical, the man was short both in temper and stature

....

That was from Hamilton wasnt it?

*Lucifer goes for a late night drive while blasting music*

So is energy drinks but I can name 50 or so people that ended up in hell wondering why

Humans are strange with what prices they'll pay and what they refuse to pay

That Umbra Witch has definitely made a pact with madama butterfly...I know because her shadow flipped me off

Nice to see madama is still pissed at me...decades later

Hello there~

//I made this edit a few years ago back when I was on Twitter but since im not going back

Its a Lil gift for @lefteyedwitch.bsky.social

It was a pleasure meeting you in person Ceraza, do stop by Lux sometime...or dont, thats up to you dear

*he turns and walks off*

Splendid its all in a shipping container in L.A harbor marked Property of Lux, few other demonic and angelic trinkets for your goodie bag

*Lucifer said as he turns to walk away but turns back*

Oh and lock up when your done

*Lucifer turns it around handing it back to her*

Well I do have some bars of demonic steel laying about...not sure if thatll be any use if not just give them to Rodin to play with

*he takes it and moves it side to side as he examines it*

It'll break with enough force, demons do have they're limits...angelic steel would fix that problem, even make it lighter

Well isn't that the bloody truth of it all

*he looks at her pistol and pockets his flask and stands up*

Mind if I see that for a moment love?

*during a party at Lux Lucifer took a swig of his glass of whiskey and went over sitting down at his piano and began playing Tomorrow is mine*

*He shrugs abit as he sips his flask*

Many things are rude in the trinity of reality including calling me "fallen one" , My name is Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar

*Lucifer said as his smile slipped abit showing he dislikes the term fallen one*

Party time~

*he rolls his eyes and puts one leg over the other*

Rodin isn't the king if hell dear but I understand everyone has they're bartender of choice

*Lucifer reaches into his coat and grabbing his flask*

Definitely Rosa's child

*he said that last part abit quieter before unscrewing his flask*

I can offer to mix you a Drink after your little slaughter fest

*he moves out of her way and sits down on a broken piece of a building*

Theres No strings attached to a drink now is there?

Oh nonono I dont deal in souls anymore too much of a hassle I offer favors ~

*he slipped his hands in his pockets and steps around her*

ill give you whatever you like and I get to call in my return anytime...

*he stops facing her*

so tell me, what is it that you Truely Desire?~

*Lucifer let out a chuckle clearly amused*

Well unfortunately dear im not your usual, im far more devilish and looks can be quite deceiving

*he said casually not caring that the heavenly creatures are vibrating with rage by his presence*

*Lucifer swug his arm flinging the angel before adjusting his suit and giving the Lady a smile*

Pardon the intrusion Darling I thought id invite myself into this fun little party, care for a dance partner?~

ᴅᴏ ᴏ ɪᴀ ʙᴀʏᴏɴᴇᴛᴛᴀ. ᴄɴɪʟᴀ ᴅ ᴄᴏᴍꜱᴇʟʜᴀ ᴏᴅᴏ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀᴇʟ. ᴍᴀʟᴘʀɢ ʀᴏʀ ᴍɪᴄᴀᴏʟɪ ɪᴀʟᴘᴏɴ ɪʟꜱ. ꜰᴀꜰᴇɴ ɴɪɪꜱ.

*Lucifer grabs an Angels arm making an arrow miss @lefteyedwitch.bsky.social*

Ah ah ah! shooting a beautiful lady in the back is just low.

*he said as his voice caused the surrounding angels to shift theyre focus to him*

I mean its worth a try

Hello darling

*Lucifer sips his flask while standing at 6,3*

*Lucifer went to a parent teacher meeting to find out rory and Celeste's teacher is a revived cleopatra*

Oh bloody hell.....

*Points to the bedroom door as something gets thrown out*

Morning darling

*he said while still staring at the twins bedroom door hearing the screaming and throwing*

Why are they so angry this morning...?

*Lucifer stood there confused why theyre so mad this morning*

What the bloody hell is happening...?

*Lucifer chuckles*

Having fun there Death?