Trans Ferdinand: Robot Princess

Get the album, learn the songs, sing along at a show, become reborn angelic and pure.

I don’t have a lot of pictures from like, pre-2011 anymore. But it really is wild.

20 years between these photos.

getting inappropriately groped by the vocaloid idol call that Hatsune Metoo

did…. did you just invent renting?

“I checked into a bargain priced room on La Cienaga…”

We haven’t settled on doing any covers yet (too focused on nailing down all my maximalist nonsense) but I’ll put it on the potentials list 💋

I love all my cryptid children equally.

(3 hours earlier)
….I don’t care for Skunk Ape.

good morning, flatwoods monster

Any oomfies trying to move to New York? I’ve got a friend with a room that needs filling for May

anyway. “your mouth could be here but you playing” or something.

If you do this, PLEASE SHOW ME. My roommate also says if you get two of them signed, it will pay for you to mail it and then build an entire
Darby deck.

Something like Unstoppable Slasher yeah, that’d make sense; it would add so much more text to the card tho

My roommate didn’t want to give him a high toughness, he’s no Ms Bumbleflower

Big Stokely, Ain’t Got No Hoes. (4) Legendary Creature - Human Defender Big Stokely cannot block. 0/1

🤼‍♂️

I’m seeing him in Philly tomorrow. He’s my favorite standup.

A magic the gathering card Darby Allin, The Dipshit. (B)(R) Legendary Creature - Human Wrestler Vigilance Darby must attack and block if able. When Darby enters out a vendetta counter on a creature controlled by an opponent. Darby must attack the controller of a creature with a vendetta counter on it and must block a creature with a vendetta counter on it if able. 2/1

My roommate designed this card and I’m laughing so fucking hard 🤼‍♂️

Oooooof that might be a red flag lol

Can YOU put up with the amount of times I say “fuck yeah go birds” in any given conversation

Dawg I speak in so many different terrible accents all the time, that is def not an issue lol

Move to Philly

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

it’s Wednesday you know what that means 🤼‍♂️

Now that the record’s out I can share this clip of the first HIBI practice from a month ago. I love playing this song, and it sounds even better now that we have a couple practices under our belts.

First show: 3/31 in Flemington NJ at Flemington DIY!
Other shows: coming soon!!!

Can it be a song that’s already been released?

Calling Music Makers!

Submissions are now open for our 2026 label compilation.

Vol. 2: Landscapes - Journeys, Quests and other Meanderings.

Open to any genre, send in an original (no ai) work to contact@shiftctrlmusic.com or DM us for more info.

Deadline April 10

Let’s go on a journey

I’m allowed to call you “faggot”, I’m an ally.

don’t talk to the cops
don’t talk to the feds
don’t talk to your boss
don’t talk to your doctors
don’t talk to your parents
don’t talk to your peers

“Just be yourself.”

HOW?????

See DMs!