Rose C.

It’s angry mob o’clock!
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Where does the ladder into the sulphide pit lead to? I dunno, genius. You tell me.
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In this case it’s the sidekick from Home Improvement hawking an expandable hose in a way that is frankly uncomfortable.
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I hate that the hose commercial is written in half-asses rhymes.
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I still don’t understand why the Monster is wearing the skin of a teddy bear.
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Same.
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“He does… things… for me. It gets lonely up here.”
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To be fair, neither do most more respectable jobs.
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Monsters lead such innnnteresting lives!
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Fiancé: “Peter? Peter Frankenstein?”
… I don’t know why that’s funny but it IS.
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This set just screams “built for the stage” to me.
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Everyone’s heart exploded! Cheers!
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He’s the Hair Inspector?
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Are there any normal bedrooms here? Perhaps something with an en-suite, maybe not in a hallway with hellish views?
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P.S., sorry about Bela, I can’t get him to leave.
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You can’t tell me this town wouldn’t be a tourist trap. They’d be selling neck bolt keychains and abnorma brain stress balls.
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Look at Mrs. F’s thousand yard stare. She’s heard this so many times, she’s just imagining her next glass of wine.
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And on top of all that, Inspector, Bela Lugosi moved in and he’s not paying rent!
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I didn’t know they were the grandparents in the 2005 version! How cool!
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So the lesson here is that earth is a filthy germ-ridden hellhole. Wash your hands and get vaccinated. #svengoolie

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Honestly this is overkill. The aliens are kind of being dicks.
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Well golly, looks like I was wrong.
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They are all remarkably calm about it.
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But Moses supposes erroneously!
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So everyone hiding in the hills is now blind and radioactive.
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If you have no goggles, turn away (snicker) yeah that’ll help.
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Either that or they’re all using 3D glasses they got free with the Sunday newspaper.
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F… A… F… ZAP AAAAAUGH
(and everyone claps)
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