Nicola.

Lads, please, I choose to not hang out in a baron wasteland where you absolutely can’t call anyone a paedo (no offence)

I’m alright!

Mine didn’t update either but it’s hanging on in there 🥳

It’s got me out of a lot of shit so far, can’t lie!
Aw, well you be where you’re happy!

I am now! I don’t know if you were around for the whole brain surgery thing? My memory is shite, forgive me

A lot happens when you leave Twitter

All good m8, how are yoooou?

Eeeerrrr, long story but I had to have brain surgery lolz. How’re you?!

I can’t multitask with multiple apps is my problem. You good?

I missed you lads!

How are you, m8? I will pop in every now and again and call you a paedo or something

Your wife is also your mum? Bit incestuous m8

I hope you have a separate chopping board for meat.

Yes! And now we’re left not sure which of them is the biggest dickhead

Sounds likely

lol when he dropped her though

Are you said that we left again and you’re back to no friends that love cheap sausage?

John is just happy to have friends again

Three sausages!

Secret Bluesky sausage eating, is it?

I require brain surgery in January so perhaps that’ll cure it!

@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social when are you dragging your lil feet back to Twitter, Colin?

I’ll trade you the ring for 7 croquettes

Good because I’ll never take you back bbz xoxo

Luckily (for everyone) I don’t do much here except look at penises on a Friday 🥳

@stchoo.bsky.social well look at you on here, you paedo

That’s a great one 😍

I can respect it

You should start the fight