Vampire Lord Andrea

everything else aside it is quite funny that trump got briefed about iran mining the strait and immediately opened his phone to start yelling about mines. zero thoughts about the consequences of the president posting "MINES! oh no!"

I will say this until I die: share the art you like. Share the weird art you like. Talk about the indie stuff you like. The world conspires to tell you that one voice doesn't matter and the world is 100% incorrect.

i already know the scent that attracts wasps. it's the scent of a warm mosquito waking up in the morning and not wearing any clothes

hands off!? but your majesty, you've never prevented me from collecting your exoskeletons for my Garden of Death before... admittedly you are usually too dead to say no, but still!!

Just to nail down a timeline for anyone curious:

yessss another exoskeleton for my collection!!

god, i'm so sorry, that's awful. really hope you'll be okay, that's fucking horrid

maybe the funniest thing about the Neopets TTRPG debacle is that i can think of at least twelve designers off the top of my head who could have a playable draft of an incredible Neopets TTRPG done by next month

thank you, dear. such kind words! it's always a joy to know i'm able to convey the story well. 🖤❤️

hehe!! thanks, princess. you're very kind. 🖤❤️

soulframe can be a really beautiful and poetic game at times. it is also a game where corrupted enemies that try to forcefeed you brainwashing sludge will say "try a sip or die a sip"

this is the representation we truly need. apparently

(me coming home after having just gotten the surgery that covers my insectile hands in velcro) wait what?

okay unorganized extended early soulframe thoughts after sleeping on it.

the Digital Extremes charm is visible at basically all moments of playing the game. the visual identity of the game is also very cohesive and compelling, despite at a glance risking looking generic.

i've continued to follow this situation, and it's been totally nuts. John Taylor kept the game's discord open way longer than he should have, frequently posting through it and trying to convince people that there was some secret grand vision for a clearly stunted project. it's honestly been pathetic

his majesty told me that i have to ""stop"" making really good music edits, and since his wish is my command, i have decided instead to write my *own* song. this is an original work i feel quite proud of.

thank you!!! they're leather AND they fit the medical orthotics i have to wear for my Ancient Undead Feet. very pleased with them!!

you may notice the angels most devoted to me have strange growths on their halos and a faint red glow
this is normal and expected, not a cause for concern

i only mention this because of a few replies i see written as if the problem is the trump admin being too lazy or incompetent to bother coming up with a good plan: there is no possible good plan. "don't provoke iran into closing the strait" is the plan, if you're past that you're fucked

If you're a cis woman and another cis person assumes you're trans they mean it negatively. If you're a cis woman and trans women assume you're trans it means you're the coolest bitch to ever live.

and actually, you might not know this, but the ass is fat too

A pair of leather shoes with a golden floral pattern.

A cute pose showing off a pair of leather shoes with a golden floral pattern.

look at my mega cute new shoes!!!!

even the vampire lord wears florals.......

this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone"

they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.

i think about this all the time, yeah. at its core, the great brutality of capitalism, the irredeemable violence of it, is that no one gets to just... be. none of us get to spend our lives just being what we want to be. because you have to go to fucking work or whatever

thank you, dear! that means a lot to me. i'm delighted to hear you found it horrific, heh. 💗

oh, very big fan of this. the prose is just wonderful and I adore that central feeling. really captures the way that an unfinished piece feels as lurid as a striptease. urgh. delightfully horrific

"pet queen" has a slightly different ring to it than your usual "trophy queen", but i bet you could pull it off. 🖤❤️

Terrifying and erotic, as always, ehe! The imagery and internality is unmatched, and the fantasy is absolutely chilling, hehehe... Birdsong.

you always pay me such sweet compliments, my doll... you've known about this particular daydream of mine for a long time, of course. i'm glad i was able to convey the horror of it.