meh. @imheosphoros • 1h Same card might be used for left-wing based on your awful analogy. death to america @leftytimes • 1h v this is from the muppets
death to america @leftytimes bro just take the L u posted kermit gulag
Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
Peter Thiel has been going “democracy is bad because women vote against libertarianism” for like a quarter century and people are still doing this “Silicon Valley was forced right” thing
Remember when you called him a segregationist on live TV
Two months of Christmas is too much
They’re nice shirts! I have no regrets
Why lol
be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world
The brand of form-fitting t-shirts I wear that make my shoulders pop was first revealed to me over IG. I am not immune to influencing
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺
Coworker: that storm is coming
Me: This is a device of Sauron’s making. A broil of fume he sends ahead of his host. The Orcs of Mordor have no love of daylight, so he covers the sun to ease their passage along the road to war. When the shadow of Mordor reaches the city, it will begin.
Coworker: wtf
Where do I find this “list”
Also I put “books” as an interest of mine and now I just get a ton of posts about how great the library is
Straight people?? Maybe I just don’t follow enough people on here yet
me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more
I had three Twitter accounts and now with the Tabula Rasa of a brand new platform I have no idea what to do with this. Will it be gay? Left politics? Science? All three? Anybody’s guess. Even I don’t know
This has not been my experience
Gay
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i came up with a plan:
ride bikes
read books
write posts
walk dogs
Hello world
