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Andrew O'Neill

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Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them. patreon.com/andrewoneill Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

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There are very few people who will ultimately benefit from Trump being president and they all are extremely wealthy.

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are very few people who will ultimately benefit from Trump being president and they all are extremely wealthy.

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 38914 πŸ” 6860 πŸ’¬ 441 πŸ“Œ 163

Funnel full of fart
Every sight and every sound
Funnel full of fart
Every time I look around

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing of value. Ever.

09.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's GOOOO!

08.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's GOOOO!

08.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)
White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)

01.01.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

PWYWYF!

07.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ONLINE TONIGHT! Black Sabbath, Tom Waits, Joy Division, The Cure, CHAS & DAVE! PWYW!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1984585464...

07.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Soham murderer Ian Huntley dies after HMP Frankland prison attack School caretaker who killed 10-year-olds Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman in 2002 was reportedly assaulted with metal bar

Given how clumsy he claimed to be in his defence, let's not rule out Huntley having accidentally tripped and repeatedly hit his head on the metal bar.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

07.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Portmouth Facts #3 - Andrew O’Neill
Portmouth Facts #3 - Andrew O’Neill YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill

Portsmouth Facts #3

youtube.com/shorts/SgIfB...

07.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the only place. My mum's house also has these noises.

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way they're employing the same number of staff. Makes no sense whatsoever. This is capitalism!!

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And these companies are way more tax efficient, which siphons money from the local area into corporate profits. Offshore finance. Oligarchs.

But, cool.

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I can’t see that this is true unless through relentless corporate expansion. And as these corporate supermarkets expand they shut down independently and locally owned shops. They may not see β€œredundancies” but their relentless expansion leads to job losses outside the companies.

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay. So the Sainsbury's in Camden Town generally has one moody and overworked woman supervising about 30 self-service tills, even when it's really busy. Whereas there used to be a load of cashiers. Where are they now employed?

06.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's used AI to write that, too.

06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terrific!

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei - Official Music Video
LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei - Official Music Video YouTube video by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER

The UK's Eurovision entry this year, actually a banger! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XR2...

06.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Peter Davison sings the theme tune?!

06.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Portsmouth Facts #2 - Andrew O'Neill
Portsmouth Facts #2 - Andrew O'Neill YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill

PORTSMOUTH FACTS #2 youtube.com/shorts/o_LHu...

06.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Infected Voice Patreon Early Bird - Guns N Roses w/Wil Hodgson | Andrew O'Neill Get more from Andrew O'Neill on Patreon

Guns N Roses - shit, or what?

www.patreon.com/posts/152368...

06.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew O'Neill Unironically Sings Some Songs They Like Cult comedian does songs.

ONLINE SATURDAY! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1984585464...

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 580 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3
Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill
Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill

PORTSMOUTH FACTS: youtube.com/shorts/VmzF2...

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill
Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill

PORTSMOUTH FACTS: youtube.com/shorts/VmzF2...

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew O'Neill Unironically Sings Some Songs They Like Cult comedian does songs.

ONLINE SATURDAY! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1984585464...

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Hahaha!

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In your loo in Tooting Bec?

04.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0