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11.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i thought using that many big dramatic drum hits in movie trailers would run out of steam eventually but they really can't stop doing it huh

10.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

plopping my full body weight into an inflatable bounce house and launching my niece high into the air and thinking hey maybe it's not so bad that i weigh more than i used to

07.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12789 πŸ” 4708 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 27

its really important in the film editing process to have a pettable animal hanging out

06.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh you didnt hit up your rival's sister back in pallet town

05.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

running in circles out here in cerulean city

05.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

making occasional dumb little mistakes navigating pokemon leafgreen & then suddenly remembering making the same mistakes when i was a kid but god damn the placement of some of these fuckin hills man

05.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you noticed that people who spend too long chatting with chatbots, stop making any fucking kind of sense?

The reason why is that the bot will never, ever, go "what the fuck are you talking about? What are you even trying to communicate here?"

04.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 690 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 15

if theres a way to turn that shit off please share

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

google's ai suggestions for how to respond to a film festival rejection email have been echoing in my head for days. one of them was just "Bummer!"

04.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

letting the pokemon leafgreen battle music loop while i play with my cat

04.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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made fan art for my favourite horror movie

18.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 7795 πŸ” 2914 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 66

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

28.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 4906 πŸ” 901 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 94
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

28.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 10480 πŸ” 3318 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14

thinking about telling the guy at the diner with a shirt on that says "don't let the hard days win" that i really needed that today

27.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: β€˜Scream 7’ a horror for otherwise sturdy franchise It's almost hard to describe how astonishingly bad "Scream 7" is - though it isn't entirely surprisi...

SCREAM 7 is unspeakably bad. Chat GPT Scooby Doo-ass movie. www.bellinghamherald.com/entertainmen...

26.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
26.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another classic case of did not know i was this hungry

26.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with

19.08.2023 02:41 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

24.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8
Case Closed (Strip Law End Credits Theme)
Case Closed (Strip Law End Credits Theme) YouTube video by Release - Topic

strip law is really good youtu.be/raqZ_wvEfEs

24.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

22.02.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 9034 πŸ” 2690 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 162
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21.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1234 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11
directed by steve miner (!!)

directed by steve miner (!!)

watching the first episode of dawson's creek and it lays this bombshell on me

21.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are driving a car and become angered by a bus this should be a You Must Change Your Life moment. The gentleness of this great beast, and its great indifference, should reveal you to yourself.

21.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

If we're lucky, someday we'll be able to look back and see that so much of what is wrong in the film (or any) industry right now is the narcissism of a gerontocracy who are old and incurious, but also delusional enough to still think they are the *least* old and incurious living generation.

16.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

(scanning a packed street for parking) i bet none of these people even know what love is

15.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you should be able to park in front of a fire hydrant if you're in love

15.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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btw a few weeks ago i went to a powerpoint party and did my talk on how AI sucks and you shouldn't use it and anyway this is my entire thesis

01.08.2025 15:05 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0