Brian Nieves

J! washout with an important question for @kenjennings.bsky.social

If you were to bring a necessary trivia night writing implement for your team, would you prefer being known as Pen Jennings or Ken Pennings? It came up in our group chat and I need closure on this matter

Think it's wild that almost eight years after Harambe, the internet has essentially elected to replace that energy by rallying around Luigi Mangione

Mom: "I got to know the name of that, that's a monstrosity"
Me: "That's your son Brian, you really should know that by now"