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Ms. Nomer

@sadlydefunct

She/her. Enthusiast. Bipolar. Software nerd, glorified mechanic. Cats. Cancer survivor. Chicago transplant in Oklahoma. :)

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“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

11.03.2026 12:37 👍 1261 🔁 188 💬 13 📌 4
Some guy at the bar's hoodie, which reads "Soup Slut" across the chest. It is also littered with pet hair. :)

Some guy at the bar's hoodie, which reads "Soup Slut" across the chest. It is also littered with pet hair. :)

I saw this one at the bar a month or so ago. May not be appropriate for family members tho..

12.03.2026 01:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

11.03.2026 01:57 👍 9919 🔁 3289 💬 27 📌 27

GIVE NOW

12.03.2026 00:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little gray tabby cat with curious green eyes is sitting on top of a bannister at the bottom of some stairs, wondering if I plan to share my pizza with THE DOG

A little gray tabby cat with curious green eyes is sitting on top of a bannister at the bottom of some stairs, wondering if I plan to share my pizza with THE DOG

This one is also interested in pizza

11.03.2026 23:44 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Rosie the cocker spaniel is very flat on a blue pillow and is side-eyeing me hard.

Rosie the cocker spaniel is very flat on a blue pillow and is side-eyeing me hard.

I won’t share my pizza

11.03.2026 23:41 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
heavens gate cult member’s Nike decades worn in mass suicide

heavens gate cult member’s Nike decades worn in mass suicide

you know who else made everyone wear the same shoes?

11.03.2026 16:22 👍 99 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 7

100%

11.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that spoon looks like a superfast sperm

11.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

11.03.2026 16:44 👍 1546 🔁 309 💬 16 📌 4

Friend of mine just finished his 20th year with his employer and they sent him a congratulatory email (that was probably automated). Love it.

11.03.2026 20:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so stretch

11.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vouching for dat ass

10.03.2026 02:47 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

[3:12 am]

my cat: hey man don't mind me i'm just gonna loudly slurp my crotch for a few hours

11.03.2026 02:48 👍 56 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 23783 🔁 6402 💬 208 📌 393

Everything happens for a reason. And I'm pretty sure that reason is that the gods hate you.

11.03.2026 01:23 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Calvin & Hobbes x Billy Strings mashup t-shirt. Dyed grey, front of shirt shown in this picture

Calvin & Hobbes x Billy Strings mashup t-shirt. Dyed grey, front of shirt shown in this picture

Calvinbilly shirt!

AVAILABLE. Dyed on Shakedown Styles. Comfort Colors XL tag size. Fits about halfway between a Large and an XL (23" x 29.75"). 100 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡

11.03.2026 01:24 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Love it. Love the green and the glasses.

11.03.2026 01:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
image of a black t-shirt with “MY DEDUCTIBLE IS TOO HIGH FOR THIS PIT” printed across the chest in all caps

image of a black t-shirt with “MY DEDUCTIBLE IS TOO HIGH FOR THIS PIT” printed across the chest in all caps

09.03.2026 15:10 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

Which celebrity death hurt you the most?

10.03.2026 05:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is a sweet happy girl too!

10.03.2026 04:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rockwell’s painting re: freedom of speech - a guy standing up in a room full of people speaking up

Rockwell’s painting re: freedom of speech - a guy standing up in a room full of people speaking up

American beer is tasty, refreshing and cheap. All in all, a good thing. #millerlite4eva

10.03.2026 03:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is! If you’re ever in Tulsa this is a guaranteed good time.

10.03.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sticker on a cabinet at this bar reading “mamas don’t let your cowboys grow up to be racists”.

A sticker on a cabinet at this bar reading “mamas don’t let your cowboys grow up to be racists”.

An old gas station price sign on the wall of this bar reading “918” - i do love this town.

An old gas station price sign on the wall of this bar reading “918” - i do love this town.

10.03.2026 03:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sticker with a basset hound on it reading “do a lil drugs play a lil country music”

A sticker with a basset hound on it reading “do a lil drugs play a lil country music”

10.03.2026 03:03 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Vouching for dat ass

10.03.2026 02:47 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Me and my friend Bird smiling in a selfie

Me and my friend Bird smiling in a selfie

10.03.2026 02:20 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A neon sign in a bar window proclaiming “Sorry We’re Open” - sorry is red, we’re is white and open is blue.

A neon sign in a bar window proclaiming “Sorry We’re Open” - sorry is red, we’re is white and open is blue.

First beer in a while

10.03.2026 02:05 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Sh does enjoy the attention ☕️

10.03.2026 00:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pretty brown cocker spaniel is laying all stretched out on the back of the sofa. She has gold eyes and pink and orange tags hanging from her purple collar. There’s a gray blanket on the back of the sofa. In the background is our front door with a horseshoe over it for good luck. 🍀

A pretty brown cocker spaniel is laying all stretched out on the back of the sofa. She has gold eyes and pink and orange tags hanging from her purple collar. There’s a gray blanket on the back of the sofa. In the background is our front door with a horseshoe over it for good luck. 🍀

Having coffee with one of my best girlfriends - meet Rosie:

09.03.2026 17:50 👍 431 🔁 13 💬 11 📌 0