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She/Her. Staying soft in a harsh world. πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ©΅ Art Maker. Cheese Consumer. High-Anxiety Cat Mom.

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LOL never mind, Maintenance Guy Antonio says I deserve a steak dinner, but The Suits have decided we need to throw out most of what we worked on and add a dozen details to the stuff we started, so that's fun. Good news is I'm taking 4 days off to get away from it πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

04.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A maintenance guy at the school I'm doing contract work for told my "boss" that I'm doing a great job and I deserve a steak dinner + margaritas when my job is over, and the fact that he's known me two weeks and that's more appreciation than I got from my former boss after two years says a lot πŸ˜†

02.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

01.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 19470 πŸ” 6099 πŸ’¬ 1669 πŸ“Œ 480

If we feel it's fair and reasonable to take out world leaders due to their crimes against their people so they can enact regime change...πŸ‘€

01.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I know, it's still bullshit lol

24.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hate being asked where I want to be in my career in 5 years. It took me 7 yrs to get through undergrad, couldn't get hired in my field, switched fields and thought I had my dream job which was a 5 yr nightmare, thought I escaped and got fired 2.5 yrs later. Why would I make a 5 year career plan, boo

24.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as β€œpulled a Target.”

They pulled a Target.

24.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 11884 πŸ” 2358 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 134
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24.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, water is wet

24.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gordon Ramsay meme where he’s being nice to a little girl and then yelling YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Gordon Ramsay meme where he’s being nice to a little girl and then yelling YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Me with the entire field of women’s figure skaters vs. me with the men

19.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 437 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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After watching the Netflix ANTM doc, I need some of y'all to understand that when they say "it was a different time" they mean that this size 6, 115 lb girl was the first "plus size" winner, and some of us were 16 when we saw her being body shamed on the show.

18.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NGL, Paczki Day landing on
1. Week anniversary of getting fired
2. Women's short program day
is a pretty sweet deal (pun intended)

17.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Most Vile Scumbags on Earth': Critics Appalled by Explosive Report on Kristi Noem's Corruption | Common Dreams Explosive report reveals 'outrageous corruption' by US Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and top adviser Corey Lewandowski.

www.commondreams.org/news/kristi-...

14.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 7874 πŸ” 2830 πŸ’¬ 435 πŸ“Œ 196

Not me *literally crying* watching Max Naumov skate πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­

13.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I expect some nation bias - not an *eight point* nation bias after one's nation makes a visible mistake after two clean programs. Suspect.

12.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How we're feeling after seeing the breakdown of judges free dance scores πŸ˜‘πŸ€¨πŸ§πŸ˜’

12.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. It was somewhat expected, but still not ideal. Onward we go!

11.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was let go from my job today ✌️ but on the bright side, my husband is making me a dinner consisting exclusively of homemade dips tonight, so honestly everything is fine

11.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Team U.S.A. Is Not Team White House

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/o...

07.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

06.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 6620 πŸ” 1705 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 234

Just so everyone's expectations of me are clear, figure skating will be my entire personality for the next few weeks. I'm not a once-every-four-years fan. I've been following these skater's careers. I'm your go-to for all their back-stories and scandals. I am INVESTED!! Join me 😁
⛸️❄️πŸ₯‡

06.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine will purr, rub her face on me, flop and show her belly, then promptly bite me if I dare to pet her. I'll never understand

06.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"

05.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 2060 πŸ” 650 πŸ’¬ 855 πŸ“Œ 617

I just told my cat "thank you for telling me what you want, you're better at doing that than my boss" so if you were looking for a sign that I'm losing it, here we are

05.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is...hilarious. Department of Ed. + TPUSA didn't tell the school this was happening. They scheduled the event for the time school lets out. No one knows who is coming or speaking. They're asking for more security with no word on what that means. πŸ™ƒ
www.northernpublicradio.org/wnij-news/20...

05.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TPUSA is coming to speak at a high school in my hometown county, and people are PISSED on Facebook and already organizing protests.
I'm 1. Shocked people are upset about it, given the demographic, and
2. Incredibly proud

05.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Lovely!!

03.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got an unofficial demotion today πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ job duties are slowly being stripped away to force me into quitting, such a cute and professional way to do things πŸ™ƒ

01.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being micromanaged to the extreme and reprimanded for every generic task is so ridiculously degrading. I need a new job yesterday.

01.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The bad news is I'm having a chronic pain flare, the good news is it happened on Bridgerton Launch Day and Grey's Anatomy Night, so things could be worse

30.01.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0