Astarion

@thedecadent

*absolutely covered in blood* god forbid a girl have hobbies

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Posts 17.12.2025
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Latest posts by Astarion @thedecadent

Vampires aren’t gay or stupid

23.02.2026 19:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna force feed gale a mutagen just to see what happens

14.02.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

14.02.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I’m gonna die on this plane

14.02.2026 22:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I’m king of hell… then you will all see

14.02.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look

14.02.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Credit me bitch

13.02.2026 11:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.01.2026 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you’re nothing

25.01.2026 22:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just one sip darling please please plea

25.01.2026 22:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh you’re sweet. If only there was more than oil flowing through your veins; we could have been something truly special

25.01.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AT THE GAY BAR

11.01.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s start a nuclear war

11.01.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

didn’t u fuck his dad

10.01.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh darling, as if you could afford 💅

10.01.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.12.2025 10:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BE QUIET KITTEN, DADDY IS WEIGHING UP THE DIFFERENT EUTHANASIA PRICING OPTIONS AT LOCAL VETS

18.12.2025 08:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baldur? I hardly know her!

17.12.2025 23:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0