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I've decided we are both a little sick so I'm gonna rest until I feel well enough to eat pie.
Cursed thanksgiving popsicles. Top let to right. Homemade herb stuffing, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole with fried onions, mashed sweet potato. At the bottom two turkey gravy and cranberry popsicles
What’s the matter babe? You haven’t touched any of your Thanksgivingsicles
Pairs well with those Jones Sodas of some years back
I believe the sounds of the tv masks the smell of pot marijuana
Truly blessed.
my research for the novel has led me all the way to a friend's frog.
when is yourewelcomesgiving
On the one hand: hysterical.
On the other: you stay away from my pie.
Newspaper article headlined “Youths Ordered To Clean Up Rubbish Mess” recounting an incident in which several hippies were arrested and made to clean up trash they’d thrown down a hill IYKYK
Dinner has been consumed.
Now is time.
Alicia Austin, 1972
The words of the prophets are hidden at the end of youtube ads.
But I refuse to find out what they have to say.
a black line drawing on a white background of someone holding their chest and lifting their shirt up. they subject is painted with light purple and yellow with splotches of green and red in the background. there is red text across their body that reads “kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it”
kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it
A stick on the ground with two little polypore-looking fungi growing on the side. They are white and frilly, almost snowflake-like. There is a little frost on everything
Frosty morning, hot stick ❄️
#MushroomMonday
Yellow fungus growing from rotting log. Some mold is taking hold of the fungus. Some light green moss on log, too
Don't know what this is! Just another fun guy with the rot creeping up
#MidLifeMushroomCrisis
#HotSticksSaturday
An identifiable bolete cap.
Bronze statue of a McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Replace every statue of a confederate traitor with one embodying true American values:
a black and white vignette of a person with long dark hair sitting at a table reading the book "hermetic philosophy and alchemy" with noir-style lighting. they are wearing a dark long sleeve shirt with a silver ankh necklace and heavy silver rings in the form of a ram's head and pentagram.
pretty happy with my new employee photo
I was an active Journeyman carpenter for 25 years and had a total knee replacement last year, so yeah, body parts wear out faster.
when they say godspeed are they referring to how fast jesus drives when he takes the wheel or no?
If this gets 100 likes I'll load a catnip bowl for science
[in divorce court]
me, through tears: and the worst, your honor, one day..... one day they started to give me scratchies..... but, i'm sorry i can't.
judge: please, ms tightpussy, it's very important
me: they... they only did half of my head.... and refused to do the other half
judge: *GASP*
Strong feeling these guys are judging me
banks are places that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t really need it
looking at myself in the mirror:
“my imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems”
have I told ya all i’m in a band, we’re called the rolling gnomes
don’t believe everything you think