Gorditto

oh hey

it is 2026

the President of the United States has openly sexually abused & killed children

you cannot draw a cartoon cat smoking a blunt & wanting to bone, because think of the children

After a busy morning I'll just catch up on BlueS-

...I'm so very tired

Naughty babying!? 😅💙

😇

SO many people either knew or found out about me, and some of them even engaged with it.

It was incredibly validating to have others also tell me that I shouldn’t be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

Wait no, that's a dangerous precedent to set

That just makes it cuter! :3

Helping is good! (but the image of you prancing about uselessly is too fun)

It's from Lil Comforts

this is BEST kind of overlap

Very early pyjamas at 5pm. I needed a change and couldn’t resist because they’re brand new 🥺

This professor won’t tell me if Dittos pee or not

Barney! 💜

Does a ditto even wear a diaper or is the diaper part of ditto?

Barney and Pokopia

It's so so good. It feels like a great evolution of the remakes in particular.

Also please for the love of everything, give me a game where Jill is the returning confident ass-kicking veteran PLEASE

Finished Resident Evil 9 today. It's definitely top-tier for the series but without a little trimming and a real encore or 'screw you' finisher for the final boss, it's tough to unseat the first 4, especially 2, which is my gold standard.

First half of the game is a masterpiece for me.

Congratulations!!

It's so exhausting I'm surprised I didn't short-circuit from the news. I don't know what I'll do if it gains any traction.

Oh okay, but I need you to pat me down a little and check my waistband first 👉👈

Delighted for you but I'm actually jealous. I've NEVER gotten a good boy from security 😤

I haven't finished it yet, but I'm already thinking about it alongside 2 and 4. It's a stunner!

I deleted it in shame

Hear me out; absolutely not

It’s so good to be back

I’m genuinely in awe of how well crafted the power balance is. Instead of being utterly terrified as Grace, I’ve rolled up my sleeves and started tackling things head on with the tools I have. With stress.

The best Resident Evils do this so well, and this is right up there with them.

He’s SO satisfying to use

I’m a different person to who I was this morning