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Dad. Hub. Creative. Boozehound. Loner. Rebel. Certified Bull$h!+ Technician. Air Max & Caps Everyday. THFC TIL THEY KILL ME. #COYS #EUROCHAMPS

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they may have to cryo our bodies to make it to that day…

13.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks to Trump no one can afford to do this anymore

13.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Klinsmann.

get him IN-man(n).


(sorry.)


https://www.si.com/soccer/former-usmnt-coach-puts-himself-forward-premier-league-job?utm_source=fotmob&utm_medium=share

13.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Professional Football Media Daily Task List:

Option: 1. Write a piece on literally ANYTHING at all going on in the world of professional football.

Option 2: Find another way to shit all over a depleted Tottenham Hotspur.

Option 3: Just kidding, go with Option 2, duh.

13.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Q: β€œAre there positives to Spurs getting relegated?”

*dream wiggle screen*

Dr: β€œWell, unfortunately, we had to amputate both of your leg.

But look at the bright side…
you lost A LOT of weight!”

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWorld-class coverage” over there… especially when writing about Spurs.

WOOF.

12.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He says it like it is.

I’m for it.

11.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Football?
Wait, you mean SOCCER? Nahhhh, i don’t touch the stuff. Not for me.

Have I ever told you all how much I love…

THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER & NBA BASKETBALL?!?!?

THAT’S the good stuff, right there!

*soft sobs*

#makethespurspaingoaway

(Edited 3:53β€―PM via @skeetsapp.com)

10.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs fans…
With the worst football being played in the history of the club, the sky falling with no positives in sight, the world on fire as we crawl ever closer to WW3…

Remember: you’re probably doing pretty bad financially too.

#spurstilhell

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I HATE…

05.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE 25/26

03.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the PL have a β€œwhite-guy-with-a-Z-in-their-name-showing-up-in-cornrows” automatic game forfeit rule?

If not, WHY NOT?

#youllneverhairstylealone

03.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck em, let the kids play the rest of the season, at least they would have the heart to go out there and perform. This lot is poisoned with a careless, loser mentality.

01.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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just.
let me have this.

#COYS

01.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild to think that ONE lunatic decided he was going to fuck up the entire world & everybody who has the ability to stop him just kind of goes…"Oh, okay cool."

28.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how much?

27.02.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this seems like one of your better ideas.

27.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never stopped us before…

πŸ˜œπŸ”«

25.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too good.
too helpful to the cause.

25.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AKLIOUCHE, THERE IT ISSSSS…


#whoomp

25.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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is this how it goes?

24.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK IT.

BODØ/GLIMT FOR LIFE.

#seewhatyouvedonetomeSPURS

24.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

40% are fucking morons.

24.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was typical floppy gooner bullshit.

22.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0