they may have to cryo our bodies to make it to that dayβ¦
they may have to cryo our bodies to make it to that dayβ¦
Thanks to Trump no one can afford to do this anymore
Klinsmann.
get him IN-man(n).
(sorry.)
https://www.si.com/soccer/former-usmnt-coach-puts-himself-forward-premier-league-job?utm_source=fotmob&utm_medium=share
Professional Football Media Daily Task List:
Option: 1. Write a piece on literally ANYTHING at all going on in the world of professional football.
Option 2: Find another way to shit all over a depleted Tottenham Hotspur.
Option 3: Just kidding, go with Option 2, duh.
Q: βAre there positives to Spurs getting relegated?β
*dream wiggle screen*
Dr: βWell, unfortunately, we had to amputate both of your leg.
But look at the bright sideβ¦
you lost A LOT of weight!β
βWorld-class coverageβ over thereβ¦ especially when writing about Spurs.
WOOF.
He says it like it is.
Iβm for it.
Football?
Wait, you mean SOCCER? Nahhhh, i donβt touch the stuff. Not for me.
Have I ever told you all how much I loveβ¦
THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER & NBA BASKETBALL?!?!?
THATβS the good stuff, right there!
*soft sobs*
#makethespurspaingoaway
(Edited 3:53β―PM via @skeetsapp.com)
Spurs fansβ¦
With the worst football being played in the history of the club, the sky falling with no positives in sight, the world on fire as we crawl ever closer to WW3β¦
Remember: youβre probably doing pretty bad financially too.
#spurstilhell
Does the PL have a βwhite-guy-with-a-Z-in-their-name-showing-up-in-cornrowsβ automatic game forfeit rule?
If not, WHY NOT?
#youllneverhairstylealone
Fuck em, let the kids play the rest of the season, at least they would have the heart to go out there and perform. This lot is poisoned with a careless, loser mentality.
just.
let me have this.
#COYS
It's wild to think that ONE lunatic decided he was going to fuck up the entire world & everybody who has the ability to stop him just kind of goesβ¦"Oh, okay cool."
how much?
this seems like one of your better ideas.
never stopped us beforeβ¦
ππ«
too good.
too helpful to the cause.
AKLIOUCHE, THERE IT ISSSSSβ¦
#whoomp
is this how it goes?
FUCK IT.
BODΓ/GLIMT FOR LIFE.
#seewhatyouvedonetomeSPURS
40% are fucking morons.
It was typical floppy gooner bullshit.