Anthony, asleep: “Hey! Hey!! HEY!!! HEY—“
Me: “What?!”
Anthony: “What?”
Me: “Were you dreaming?”
Anthony: “I was on a train car.”
Me: “Oh, okay”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
Anthony sleep talks, cont’d
A: “have you ever wondered how many midichlorians Rey has”
ME: “Never in my life”
A: “…… it’s probably a lot”
Still got a fuckload of available tickets for my Jun 4 standup show at the Lyric Hyperion in LA. Erin Keif will also be there doing improv, which will be funnier than the standup prob
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
If you have any intention of resisting the government, do not attempt suicide because they will ban you from getting a gun for five years
www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... it is time for genuine physical resistance and lawbreaking in order to protect others.
Look up how to deactivate tear gas grenades (a jug full of maalox and water), fight cops holding riot shields (don't punch: grab the top or bottom and yank toward yourself), etc.
El ropo can’t miss
Thank you so much to everyone who came to my show yesterday. We’re going to be filming the next one, so if you went to last night and faked laughs please do so again on Wednesday
Helluva impressive set for a first time! Anthony had the audience laughing the entire time. Highly recommend everyone catch the 2nd show on 3/26 that wasn't able to make tonight.
My 3/23 standup show sold out so I’m doing another on 3/26: www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
Hi Los Angeles homies, I am doing standup at the Lyric Hyperion on 3/23 at 930 pm:
www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-bu...
I don’t really know who Sabrina Carpenter is but i know she looks like if Florence Pugh took The Substance, which is insane because Florence Pugh already looks like she took The Substance
Anthony, 4am, asleep (?):
“WELCOME TO DE FOREST, KELLEY”
Me: “GO BACK TO SLEEP”
@anthonyburch.bsky.social
why does he look like anya taylor joy
Guy clearly don’t listen to the show
I worked with the guy who made this game and he's real fuckin good at makin games www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tt1...
Bible
Me: “I’m gonna spin that clit around like Saruman spun Gandalf —“
@loharou.bsky.social : “ugh”
Me: “then I’m gonna whisper to it like a butterfly”
@loharou.bsky.social “IT WAS A MOTH”
I can confidently say i did nothing with thrud and that Hannah is a really good writer
@loharou.bsky.social how them titties
THAT'S AN INSULT
Random Nancy Panel By Ernie Bushmiller
I was going to do stand up next year but all my friends found out and wanted to come so I’m not doing stand up next year
introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
Fuck, same
Love doin’ these!
It’s an absolute joy doing these with @anthonyburch.bsky.social and I was genuinely surprised by the twist at the end while playing.
Some people I like on this
someone recently told me "politics isn't worth arguing about" and uhhhhh
wowwwwwww
what happened to her
NANCY AUNT FRITZI I'M BACK FROM THE STORE LOOK -••• I DROPPED THE BREAD AND I COULDN'T PICK IT UP IT'S LUCKY YOU DROPPED IT SO CLOSE TO HOME I DROPPED IT OUTSIDE OF THE STORE AND KICKED IT ALL THE WAY HOME
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 9,1946
