Ben 🍁

trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds

So like, at what point di we reckon with Netanyahu's Israel becoming a rogue state

Tweet by Tommy Tuberville saying “To be clear, I didn’t ‘suggest’ Islamists are the enemy. I said it plainly.”

Me The most racist
person alive

🤝

“Stop softening
racists’ language”

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote:

No lady I don't actually want to see you taking photos of your ass in the weight room mirror while I'm trying make sure my form is good thanks

Instagram absolutely the worst thing to happen to gym culture

Yes! Yes! Yes!

We put an alcoholic rapist in charge of the military and he’s confessing to war crimes from the Pentagon podium.

When we restore democracy, we need to put the people who committed crimes in prison.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Are they out of their fucking minds

what if the purpose of getting an education was to learn things and not creating a record of easily manipulated metrics used for future career placement

The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

Darkly funny that Canadians have the cost of living crisis Americans think they have

The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.

They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

Universal Pictures is extending theatrical windows for all of their films 🍿

• Movies will now get a minimum of five weekends in theaters

• It will increase to seven weekends in 2027

• The new windows won’t include Focus Features films

Maybe this has always been true, but it's clear one of the biggest problems we face in the 21st century is:

The Venn diagram of "people who understand material plenty isn't magic but instead depends on a whole world of logistics" and "people with political charisma" has a vanishingly small center.

Bless the MaKeir and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him.

Not having your starter Pokémon in your lineup is one of those things that isn’t actually a sin but feels like sociopath behavior on a gut level.

Tyler The Creator explains how filming 'Marty Supreme' ruined his sleep schedule 😂

“I go to sleep at 9PM bro... this motherfucker Josh Safdie has us out here at fucking 6AM, talking about ‘Alright y'all! See y'all tomorrow!’ Bitch, it IS tomorrow already"

i think jamelle bouie is where i got this point from (though its obviously not unique to him): trump doesnt escape consequences so much as the institutions designed to impose consequences refuse to penalize him. this is absolutely not the same thing. hes not magic, people are just lazy and stupid.

Only one person can save us

So to summarise: You failed to take out the regime. You failed to destroy nuclear material. You failed to eradicate Iran's retaliatory capacity. You brought chaos to the Middle East. You killed god knows how many people. You destabilised your own economy. All for nothing, but the ego of madman.

YES Pete Buttigieg was beating a lawn gnome. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Andor is genuinely a masterpiece and I'd love for more of that kind of Star Wars. I'm also here to tell you that if you think Dave Filoni, Jon Favreau, and Disney are responsible for Star Wars being overly quippy and self-referential, I assure you, George Lucas was decades ahead of them

Having recently watched Andor, Rogue One, the Original Trilogy, Ahsoka, The Mandalorian Season 1 and 2, Boba Fett, and now working through the prequels, the vast majority of this franchise is silly fun and has been from the get go. This is not a bad thing, it just *is* what Star Wars has been

Incredible

"But I do like Star Wars" No. You like the idea of Star Wars you have in your head. This is not the same thing.