Frog

Lmfao, so even Republicans think that TSA, Bush Jr.'s little mistake, is fucking useless.

This country is run by fucking clowns...

Mlem

#gecqua / #pokemon / #pokemonart

Stolen from a NatGeo article: dark eyes on the rump of a frog look remarkably like big black eyes on a snake. The rest of the animal is mottled brown, almost wood-like in texture, and it's on a red sand bed with blades of grass visible. "A Cuyaba dwarf frog bloats its rump to frighten predators with false eyes." Photograph by George Grall, Nat Geo Image Collection

Here's an image that requires a second look.

It looks like a creature with big dark eyes is peering at you: it's not. You're looking at a FROG'S BUTT (you pervert).

Let's meet the Cuyaba dwarf frog (Physalaemus nattereri). Maybe we should start with seeing the front of it?

(📷: George Grall)

Big mood, ORD fucking blows.

borger.

Glad you're okay!

Support Hiro!! Support Hiro!!

Little choice but to put another one of these out. Things with Toyota destabilised my flow, and I'm awaiting to see just what the damage is with that.

Regardless, aside from last month's shortfall, there're bills ahoy incl. electric. 🙃 Any contributions are a great help.

ko-fi.com/hirorwar/goa...

Art of lots of different mustelid heads

Happy MarTen longfriends!
#martenday

Muscle fats is good fats, thank you

Large capy woman large capy woman large capy woman

Girl you CANNOT sit there!!!

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

2. Oh goodness, if that Magikarp is to be believed...

I'm not sure I'm much a fan of Gyarados being Gym Bros with Roid Rage turned up to 11...

#Spoiler #SpoilerWarning
Watching binyot play that there Pokopia. On the whole, it's very cute! Except for:

1. Oh goodness they're really leaning into the whole "Drifloon abducts kids" bit, huh...?

#NSFW

Real talk, I'm fucking exhausted.

I need someone to suck fat frog cock tbh

Careful with putting EVERYTHING on a bagel, though.

Oh...

So that's why this website is dogshit and you guys won't put in actual features.

You replaced your brains with a hallucination machine that only thinks about waffles.

Really very good to know, glad we left Shitter for this. 😒

Good sights, too. Vast tracts of land (dragon)

Let's meet Micromelo undatus, also called "miniature melo", a species of "bubble shell" sea snail.

She's got a little art deco backpack!

These snails live in shallow waters at locations around the world (Hawaii, South Africa, Japan).

Goddamb, Lumines Arise in Hard Mode doesn't fuck around.

That must have been the first time I've ever lost a survival round, right at the end, too...

Whaddya mean? That's the correct way of writing it.

I mean maybe I could participate in your place?

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday to my thing

I ain't much into playing Pokemon these days, especially given the shoddy quality of the recent entries...

That being said: I do still appreciate that they're able to make cute critters, and that water geck is just so dambed cute...

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

I mean I tried that once

Also if you got a very fat ass I'll be borrowing that after thank you

Why vibe when I am offering to mount your face?

Sorry I am both incredibly horny and also very unfunny

One like = one hour facefucking btw