Engagement hacking my way to a large bluesky following so I can make all that sweet bluesky influencer money
10.03.2026 03:57
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Engagement hacking my way to a large bluesky following so I can make all that sweet bluesky influencer money
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
Walking away from Omelas like
I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible
For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps
Pitbull v @pitbull Follow Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women
Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull
If I was a malevolent AI trying to reorder global affairs to my benefit, the first thing I’d do is take control of the to-do lists
Yes, I’m disappointed they didn’t pick me, but I have to admit Mojtaba wanted it more
To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is
Before you criticise Pixar for this, I think you should be aware of how much the aliens were fucking and sucking in the original cut
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop
I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.
It’s crazy to think how much money Fugazi left on the table by only charging $5 for tickets. One of the most boneheaded business decisions of all time 😂
Maybe the only Jim Henson creature who’s been depicted urinating in official media?
You think you know someone then Marathon comes out and you find out they were gaming on a Mac in the 90s 😞
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
Ugh.
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Isn’t Temple a canonical gritty sequel???
I searched for that and couldn’t find it but now I realise I misspelled Skunny
Sort of, it was a shallow reskin of another game for the Australia release
Cool Spot, Fido Dido, Aero the Acro-Bat, Bubsy, Jazz Jackrabbit, Dizzy’s Excellent Adventures, Titus Fox, Plok, Agro Soar
9 games that made me my9games.com
Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up
No. Bring back Murder, She Wrote.
Ah, but it’ll run windows! 😞🔫
More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.
They’ve got an extreme case of electability brain where the only thing they care about is being electable, even after they get elected, in a country with FIVE YEAR TERMS
Seems unlikely that Yoda ever said this 🤔
Wow this album has a lot of specific things that I’m a sucker for