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I play games so you don't have to. Stardew Valley speedrunning champion. Director of the Federal Bureau Of Control. Former ghost. 7th Chairman of the Tojo Clan. I’m @brockwager over on Twitter. Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya

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Gotta roll with it, bay-bee!

11.03.2026 04:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It catches the filament poop!

11.03.2026 04:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.03.2026 04:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Set of Pixel dice

Set of Pixel dice

Also, in what is surely a sign of the end times, the Pixel dice set I backed 4-5 years ago showed up out of the blue!

They’re pretty neat but man, I thought I’d never actually see them.

gamewithpixels.com/products/dic...

11.03.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My new 3D printer showed up today unexpectedly so this afternoon was a flurry of making accessories for it.

11.03.2026 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want this lenticular card.
(Paris Fashion Week x Anrealage x Ghost In The Shell)

10.03.2026 15:47 👍 576 🔁 144 💬 6 📌 8

I love FF6 but CT is a whole other level.

11.03.2026 03:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 👍 7647 🔁 1619 💬 54 📌 47
10.03.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Best game of all time.

10.03.2026 23:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Chrono Trigger is the 31st anniversary! 🕊️🔔🎈
Congratulations✨🎉✨

#クロノトリガー31周年 #ChronoTrigger31st

10.03.2026 15:08 👍 240 🔁 158 💬 2 📌 2
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Dear Great Cthulhu, PLEASE Stop Giving Me Superpowers! by Darla B. A tabletop roleplaying game about superpowers, cosmic horror, and the importance of community.

My good (if long-distance) friend @basicandbizarre.bsky.social has done a number of creative things, though I think the main one I know of is her work on the tabletop game Dear Great Cthulhu, Stop Giving Me Superpowers.

I highly recommend it!

10.03.2026 22:22 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"?
New school : Highguard
Old school: Concord 
Retro: LawBreakers
Ancient: Evolve
Pre Historic: Battleborn

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

07.03.2026 20:55 👍 4032 🔁 1205 💬 194 📌 124

It's painful at times to love games as a medium, and watch helplessly as absolute ghouls who run the industry dismember and eviscerate it

09.03.2026 15:05 👍 539 🔁 128 💬 13 📌 0

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

08.03.2026 23:30 👍 2152 🔁 215 💬 52 📌 11
A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

27.02.2026 05:21 👍 7230 🔁 1948 💬 37 📌 12
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07.03.2026 22:37 👍 13288 🔁 5026 💬 88 📌 246
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 👍 1887 🔁 593 💬 0 📌 9

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

08.03.2026 19:42 👍 4098 🔁 1466 💬 15 📌 18

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 👍 21827 🔁 6562 💬 89 📌 161

blew all my daylight savings down at the tracks. now it's dark all the time.

08.03.2026 12:15 👍 135 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 1

[youth pastor voice] While you’re changing the clock in your car, don’t forget to change the clock in your heart.

08.03.2026 14:57 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is

08.03.2026 13:13 👍 973 🔁 70 💬 23 📌 11

I would have been excited for this news 15 years ago. Now, eh. We’ll see.

06.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 6753 🔁 1514 💬 33 📌 13

This.


The image is of graves being dug for the girls killed when the U.S. bombed their school.

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 704 🔁 252 💬 7 📌 2

hilarious, heartbreaking, beautiful, and a ton of fun. go grab this game

06.03.2026 16:30 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Women's Day Sale event graphic - on Steam March 6-15th. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off, reduced from $19.99 to $15.99.

Women's Day Sale event graphic - on Steam March 6-15th. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off, reduced from $19.99 to $15.99.

Starting today, Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off during the Women's Day Steam event.

This is the first time ever the game is on sale! A great chance to get your copy or grab one for a friend.

store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 115 🔁 55 💬 1 📌 12

News I missed!

Recently, Korea banned ticket reselling.

If you try to resell a concert/play/game/event ticket for more than you paid, the fine is 50X what you tried to charge. Anyone can turn you in and collect 10%.

So long, scalpers.
(Apparently BTS tickets were up to 11k until this passed)

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 77 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1