The lonely playa

Sus phone

Putting that I'm bilingual and good with computers on my resume feels like the fancy way of saying terminally online geek

That’s too many

Something like that for me too

They’re putting things and stuff in my eyes this friday

“brb its time to go break my fast” ??? so im literally less important than food to you ok girl byeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ate burger and turned my 20 dollar into 65 at the table #Yep #LifeIsAwesome #Gambling #FishiesGotSharked

You and zapt were in the front and started fighting for my phone to put on a song once that one ended thats all I remember

idk if it was a road trip because the dream was really short but it felt like one we were all singing “when you were young” by the killers while driving on a scenic highway

Dreamed of cato zapt april and me on a road trip

a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd at a concert . ALT: a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd at a concert .

I had to go to the store, to get some more

Each time it sounded like wind blowing through my ears. It happened at least 5-6 times before I finally got up to check if something was actually wrong with me and it just stopped.

Earlier I fell asleep in my chair for like an hour and when I woke up I had this extremely strange sensation that felt like my head was repeatedly getting pumped with air then decompressing through my ears. It would last maybe 5 seconds and then happen again after 5 more.

mobile is the real danger tho

@groktr.bsky.social fact check this right now

I’ve had that dumbass remix of zombie stuck in my head the whole day

I wish that was my life

God will pay for forcing me to take a 40 minute walk 23 hours into my horrible day

Fun challenge for today: survive

for starters we could remove the B since they’re lowkey just greedy :/

My opps

bottom surgery? oh you mean a shrimp off

password generator territory

I just had like the worst nightmare of my life WTF

I need the video game burger with 1-up mushrooms on it

#UseIt