This was supposed to be 6 chapters. something happened

I wrote this one, I hope you guys enjoy it 💕 presidential Alex, buckets of yearning and pining, my contribution to the community ✨

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in 94 days, it’ll be the 9 hour plane ride to visit your long distance gf 🥹🩷 bottle that shit and give it to me in an IV please

how long are these pants 😭😭😭😭

mood ❤️🎉

he’s second only to you

"big things are brewing," i say as i leave the word doc open and empty on my computer for 7 hours straight.

hide all the scissors in the RWRB hair and makeup trailer

I’m thanking you. consider yourself thanked

you manifested this

they’ve done their due diligence of somehow getting even hotter in preparation for the sequel 👹

well… I would not say an IV was my very first thought

this is my legacy I fear

I WORK IN EMERGENCY MEDICINE, do you have any idea how many times I’ve been on an ambulance going 70mph down a bumpy road begging God to let me find a vein to stick? I could stick him with my eyes closed. “weewoo weewoo you’ve got an 18 in the left bicep, flushes and draws babyyyyy”

his voice makes me feel like I’m about to start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

@sunshinemillie.bsky.social ur British king was caught assimilating in real time

I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEOTAPES

Steven Moffat's run on Doctor Who has some of the most poetic dialogue and also the stupidest plot resolutions committed to television

makes me think about jumping off of some very tall somethings 😭😭😭

this song makes me climb the walls

“a bit flirtatiously” ?!???!

oh he is a menace…

please check on your friendly neighborhood lesbians, we’re unwell

author has severe untreated adhd so pls kindly just swerve ur vehicle around any plot holes

I forgot this app existed and only opened it to check your page 💀

so hot of you to subtweet me like this

Less Like Slow Burn And More Like Two Idiots Standing About On Fire

“what are your plans for the holidays?” well,

Rwrbonprime you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing …