Kurt Weldon

They are vandals. And for them, a body count is the ultimate tagging.

Wait til he finds out what can happen to our electric capacity...

Took me a minute...

I've been voting for them by default since 1982.

Sounds like something he might have said to Epstein...

Iran's nuclear program has a Wolverine-level healing factor.

I'm surprised "Warfighteriness" didn't make the cut.

Cool. Can he pay my 30% while he's at it???

My guess is he'd have no way of knowing that - he seems like the kind of guy who could never go to a prom.

(Scenario 1: "No, I won't go to the prom with you, you creepy loser!")

(Scenario 2: "But Mooommm, I NEED the car - it's for the prom!")

Denying that investment is the end. War is the means.

What. A. Goddam. Fucking. Psychotic. Moron.

Might that foreign hacker's name rhyme with Plaid Gluten?

Same. My boycott is permanent. With apologies to Maya Angelou, when someone shows you who they are stop shopping there.

I guess they ran out of socks...

The great thing about Carrot is the humor lies in his strengths, rather than his faults.

As with so much about Pratchett, a very neat trick to pull off.

I don't believe such a point exists.

People keep saying "there's money for war, but no money for health care" as an indictment.

It's actually the plan.

You know how it is. If Americans learn too much about their history, they might start getting... ideas.

How are these people going to keep the country safe when they can't even protect their own footwear????

Accurate.

And they've been doing this since McGovern lost in 1972

Trump's second inauguration

THIS part of the disaster was also 100% foreseeable.

As the saying goes, starting wars is easy; comedy is hard.

If you squirt some lemon juice on that page, you'll see it in the margins.

I gotta figure if humans had coexisted with dinosaurs 6000 years ago, there would be some mention in the bible of that thing that can eat you in two bites.

Given this is the second time around, apparently not.

Clowns are noted for oversized shoes.

I grew up in Ohio. I can confirm it's full of idiots.

Heh.

Send its queens, too.

I'm waiting for him to start blathering about the Strait of Hormel.