The equivalent of diving to the bottom of the Atlantic to engage in a little light Titanic deckchair re-arrangement.
10.03.2026 23:45
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The equivalent of diving to the bottom of the Atlantic to engage in a little light Titanic deckchair re-arrangement.
Another judge after hearing some bollox from a brief;
I’m better informed, but none the wiser.
Especially when going for a slash.
I think he uses a quill.
You’ll be in a right state when you see it.
You ain’t seen me, right?
Don’t be a sucker.
Tulips are out soon.
Felt a little coot, but I’ll be ok after a lie down.
*cough* EXCUSE ME!!
This was a joint 🇬🇧 MI6 and 🇺🇸 CIA operation!
Just happened to be run by a CIA spook.
Come come, my good man.
Canute intended to show that he couldn’t.
Wot fresh hell etc…
Assuming the op is American, have they never seen Cheers?
There’s your answer.
Early doors?
Come on without, come on within
You've not see nothing like the mighty Emlyn
Doesn’t frog face play golf then?
We can’t afford it.
I mean, have you seen the price of petrol?
Cutterunt
FWIW the Traveller(never previously heard of) tagged the photo as AI generated.
My question is why bother?
You’re definitely dispensable.
And I’m still bleating on about poor spelling.
Can’t think of a worse one.
Surely I’m not the only one cynical enough to think that Trump started this war just so he could end it, thus boosting his Nobel points?
As we all know, points make prizes.
Come on all of you, big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books, pick up a gun
Gonna have a whole lot of fun
And it's 1, 2, 3
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn
Next stop is Vietnam
That really stings.
You…you want to touch Eno’s head?
Speaking as a fellow shinehead, I much prefer it to slaphead.
I mean, you can look but don’t touch.
Hurrah! Thanks..🙏
C’mon Helen, where’s the answers?!
Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
I’m convinced these “explain like I’m 5” guys are actually 5.
