Ken Jennings

At times, I’m serious, brooding.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Just learned that the prime minster of Poland is named Donald Tusk, which is what a Donald Trump-like Muppet character would be called on Sesame Street (walrus, probably).

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

I’m man enough to admit: Bill was right about this and I was wrong. We’ve since talked it over and I’ve apologized.

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

Nepo ayatollah.

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

Just saw the trailer and Toy Story 5 being about LeapFrog is so funny. Pixar dialed in on the big issues of 2002 childhood.

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

maaaah-tee

I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

A Candidate can never let voters down. It is only we, the unworthy voters, who can disappoint a mighty Candidate.

also pretty sure that Platner is taking plenty of out-of-state money for this race that his supporters want non-Mainers to stay out of.

it’s not really a secret, they put it on tv

My Washington State tax is going to go up and that's a good thing. We had the most regressive tax structure in the country for DECADES.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."

Great joke.

Confession: I'm writing up a to-do list for myself and I sneakily added a few things that I already got done today, then neatly crossed them out. 👍

Google (Ron) Glass

I volunteer the A.I. Angela Lansbury personal companion I’ve been working on for years.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Both salesmen. Pet food and machine parts, respectively.

Amble?!? That’s the (other) standin’ side!

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

DRINK MORE OVALTINE