LocalDionysian

i've always said this

if u want

Dog that insists he's immune to conditioning call that hound clickbait

interdimensional bigfoot is exactly what it sounds like

this is how i get you

you a dumbass

what happened

its been two weeks and i still cant decide which of these drafts is the funny one so you get both

aj likes 'em ambiguous

yes dear

That's just how she is. What about you?

you think i wouldnt fuck with you? are you mad at me?

my bad homie

STOP RESPONDING TO MY FUCKING TWEETS DAVE STRIDER

dracula flow ass bars

tonights got the energy of laying on the floor and dissociating to weirdcore

ill talk to my team and see if we can pencil you in

wouldnt you like to know, weather boy

third vote here do it do it do it do it

it would be nice to do a tarot reading that couldnt be summarized as the universe spritzing me with a spray bottle like a bad cat and going "quit it"

bad people love my cube

they stole an hour from women

me when im ab to kill myself

one of these days im gonna get you

what a beautiful day to be hungover

the things i want would earn me a lobotomy fifty years ago

heeeellllllllll yeah

deep profound and dripping with tragedy sigh