Lizzybits 🇨🇦

Melania about to be awarded the first FIFA Oscar™️

Help my friend and I sort this out- is it [we're] "bored of peace" or "board of piece"[s of other countries] It can go either way... 🤷🏼‍♀️

No, no, you picked up what I'm putting down. My heart is with all y'all as you stand up to the locusts.

Those ants outnumber us 100 to 1 and if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life 🐜

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The ballroom construction fund, probably

Sometimes it's really tough being the side piece, the rage that builds up against his real girl is too much to handle. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (This note's about Hillary)

“they got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” - Tupac

Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:

$100 billion

Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:

$100 billion

One is decried as "welfare." One is not.

Why?

"we need to stop spending so much time struggling, thinking through an issue and instead we need to develop the immediate instinct to ask AI" - the AI presentation I'm currently taking at work

We're cooked. For real.

I couldn't even name one of the Canadian Supreme Court (CSC), nor am I even passively familiar with a CSC scandal, and I'm SO happy for that.

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A political cartoon depicts a large hand labeled “MAGA” flipping a giant switch from “ON” to “OFF.” The switch is labeled “STAR TREK FUTURE” at the "ON" position representing an optimistic, progressive vision of humanity. Beneath the switch, a struggling human figure labeled “HUMANITY” is bent nearly in half, struggling against the weight of Maga pushing the switch to "OFF"

Imagine you're a three-star general who's been in the military for 30 years. You have to drop everything you're doing to fly out and hear a drunken Fox host whine about how the military needs to toughen up or whatever. Feel inspired?

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them...

#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert

Streams of "no one mourns the wicked" are up 150% over the past couple days. Wonder why? 🤔

I just heard the shooter described as "demographically uncooperative" 💀

Not black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not Muslim. Not a leftist. Not a Democrat.

A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.

Shocking.

Watching society play out a prisoners dilemma between patriarchy/white supremacy and matriarchy/equality/empathy is frickin exhausting.

Michelle Obama: When they go low, we go high.
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠

The revolution won't be televised

"Remember that the frontier of rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward”

I saw someone say James Gunn's interpretation shows that Superman is a firefighter, not a cop, and that's bang on

Shoutout to the Bloor collegiate institute student who tried to get her "Free Palestine" grad cap in her diploma photo, despite the principals attempts to cover it up. Brave young person. 🫶🏼

The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth, luxury, long life or happiness; only pure power. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

The way Californians talk about Gavin Newsom is absolutely killing me
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

I think it's time to make California our cherished 11th province 🇨🇦

What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Canada: on fire, towns evacuating, homes destroyed and lives lost
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔