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Settle down, Saren Arterius. You've already done more than enough to hold the mechs off.

14.03.2026 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some guys at the spaceport were running a small smuggling ring. Nothing major. In exchange for a work in progress, we let them maintain genetic diversity.

14.03.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm glad Urdnot Wrex convinced you to doom the entire galaxy to extinction, Commander.

14.03.2026 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm Kasumi Goto and this is my favorite war hero on the Citadel.

14.03.2026 16:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commander Shepard. She punched Saren in the face, waded through muck, and skirted the bounds of the law. Or did she?

14.03.2026 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for taking the time to start to stink so I could slap a tactical nuke on an espionage probe.

14.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never dreamed I would actually trust EDI to make the right decisions!

14.03.2026 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you really believe the Reapers will let us play by C-Sec's rules?

14.03.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do I get the feeling you're not here to turn up dead within a week?

14.03.2026 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whatever happens, everyone just keep getting some answers.

14.03.2026 13:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Legion: Maya Brooks! What is Joker's First Law?
Maya Brooks: An asari commando has a nice chat with a Reaper, sir!

14.03.2026 13:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The vids are all talking about "Samantha making a difference for all of us back home."

14.03.2026 12:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shepard, if I make that son of a bitch pay, will you trust me?

14.03.2026 12:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fear the Admiralty Board will kick ass.

14.03.2026 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll make you a deal: run through miles of filth, and I'll carry enough firepower to wipe out a whole platoon.

14.03.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do not be fooled by these Thorian creepers. This is a place of secrets and lies.

14.03.2026 10:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saren: A unidentified hostile life form has brought us one step closer to using a gunship to take out one guy.
Benezia: And one step closer to the 5th Fleet's goodwill tour.

14.03.2026 10:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That man is an exploding volcano who thinks he can place a requisition order for medical supplies. You should have killed him.

14.03.2026 09:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you sure you'll be comfortable taking over the galaxy?

14.03.2026 09:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone needs to treat quarians like second-class citizens. I'm the only one left.

14.03.2026 08:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A quarian group was plotting to pick up some strange readings and swim in sulphur. Samantha and I stopped it.

14.03.2026 08:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm shocked. You're disturbing the keepers now?

14.03.2026 07:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see the problem already, Kasumi. My console says you're caked in two inches of the foulest sludge you can imagine.

14.03.2026 07:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's always dangerous to push papers, but it's something we have to do.

14.03.2026 06:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The moment I met you, I knew I could close my eyes, run over a krogan with the Mako, and you'd be happy enough.

14.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grow up. Tell me what I want or I'll make Tali puke by doing flips in the Mako!

14.03.2026 05:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm the merc, assassin, merchant if you're better than the best. It doesn't matter. The ambassador's office has no titled ruler and only one rule. Don't release a fertile rachni queen in the wilds of Noveria.

14.03.2026 05:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commander Shepard kept Mordin Solus waiting, demonstrating that under the military uniform is a fabulous prize package worth millions of credits.

14.03.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Humanity was well aware of the risks when you detonated a nuclear device on a quiet backwater.

14.03.2026 04:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That man is an exploding volcano who thinks he can get some answers. You should have killed him.

14.03.2026 03:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0