For the tl:dr crowd, yes, I ranked them:
1) Hamnet
2) Sentimental Value
3) Sinners
4) The Secret Agent
5) Marty Supreme
6) Bugonia
7) Train Dreams
8) Frankenstein
9) One Battle After Another
10) F1
Because I'll be damned if I'm gonna watch that much material and not try to spin content out of it, behold, my thoughts on all 10 Best Picture Oscar nominees: slipjig3.dreamwidth.org/872918.html #questionsnobodyasked
Ida (2013)
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Writing my erotic Flannery O’Connor fanfic, “A Hard Man Is Good to Find”
Also my presumptive burlesque number.
youtu.be/5gImMeKPdHo
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19…
One of the Cottingley Fairies photos. A little girl is surrounded by what is very obviously paper cutouts of fairy pictures.
Another of the Cottingley Fairies photos. A little girl is looking at what is, again, very clearly a cutout drawing of a fairy.
Yet another of the Cottingley Fairies photos. Once again a little girl is looking at what is, again, very clearly a cutout drawing of a fairy.
The final Cottingley Fairy photo. This one is supposed to be maintained as real. Again, very clearly paper cutouts. If you go look at the wikipedia page about it you can even see the original drawing from the book they were from.
Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
a cartoon: scruffily-drawn crow says "roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at rhymes, fuck the gender binary"
an old crow cartoon for you all
The grocery store this morning was a cavalcade of 20-something dudes milling about while clutching cheap bouquets and heart-shaped candy boxes, reeking of Camel Lights smoke and looking vaguely annoyed
My one (1) solo sung line in any stage musical: “I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday.” 🤘🏻
Age verification?
I remember when they added the blue diamonds to Lucky Charms.
I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
*slaps forehead* you can fit so much anxiety in this baby
Yes. Sadly, it was bad medicine.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars" "Dr Who", or "Transformers"
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
Groundhog Day playlist is always Dolly Parton's "Here You Come Again" played 9 times and then "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With A Pict".
youtu.be/cYfxdFZkM5Y?...
make some bad art today. or do the prep work for bad art. get into the process for some bad art. you never know, it might be good
“Darling, have we any xerographic copy paper? I need to duplicate this morning’s rotogravure before hopping on my velocipede for the haberdashers’ convivium”
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Yeah, going four as well because, I mean, y’know.
QotD #2: "it's like Netflix and chill, only it's Wendy's and dissociate"
Spoiler: I did, in fact, procure a ceramic pile of lemons
QotD #1: "Good morrow, shopkeep! I wish to procure a ceramic pile of lemons!"
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
*strolls into crowded store with a bullhorn*
*bellows “HEY SIRI, PLAY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS”*
*strolls out*
Note to self: make sure the Zoom meeting is just our core team before going in with “Hi, it’s me, your loyal homunculus, Narcolepto-Boy”
Did you know that if you plug a USB-C cable into a USB-A port, it doesn’t work? Follow for more tech tips! (In completely and in every way unrelated news, my monitor works now.)
repost with an iconic fictional band
