Scott Payton

She forgot to mention all the naked bikers and blow-up frogs.

Doocy’s been crossing the line lately, and Trump has noticed. (See his anti-fox rant on Trough Social last night). He’ll either be gone shortly or, more likely, he’ll go back to loyally tossing the pre-written softballs the admin gives him.

I’m not saying Elon Musk started his whole cancel Netflix crusade after hearing through the grapevine what Jane Goodall had to say about him in the new “Famous Last Words” interview they just released. But it definitely won’t calm him down.

He’s taking over DCs police department and making it a militarized zone so he can’t be forced to leave. And he doesn’t intend to.

Sure, the “Obama did a treason” BS is to distract from Epstein, but also, Trump will never stop trying to get his revenge for this moment …

Is the Pope’s last name Pritzker, by chance?

Sacrilege aside, his face looks way more plump here than it did in that presidential portrait he hated so much.

So, Trump clearly wants the Conservative Party to lose, right? He has to know he’s dooming them.

I like Reign True. Long Live The Truth! 👑💯

Many (including almost everyone in media) seem to need that last reminder, over and over until they get it. I’m still constantly seeing headlines that read “Tariffs on China Set At 145%,” as if China (the country) and not we (consumers of Chinese-made goods) pay them.

At least he remembered to smear some across his mouth and eye bags so they don’t look so pink. Remember this classic?

I’m seeing Big Daniel Wormald Energy.

I think Rand has been lurking on BlueSky and Reddit because I’ve seen that grocery store argument 100 times now, and I know he didn’t come up with it on his own.

Question about Trump’s military parade: Will it be Hegseth who teaches the troops to goosestep or is that something Musk will handle?

Agreed, but he is the one who has been whispering these tariff lies into Trump’s “wounded” ear hole, so it’s worth at least getting his BS on record.

Once we have regressed to a bartering economy, he’ll be closer to correct.

Europe’s beef is weak? That’s all you got? That’s some pretty weak beef, Howard.

I’m so old I remember when we used to call the place we bought these items a “grocery store.”

I’m going to call her “Ms. Spicer” from now on, if it’s ok with you.

Very American that we’re bundling all of our predicted apocalypses into one bulk package. It’s the Nazi clansman idiot billionaire ai Russian social media climate change special.

This woman is bragging about her state having one of the lowest voter turnout rates in the country, when she and all Hoosiers should be ashamed.

“Kate Sweeney Bell, who oversees elections in Indiana’s Marion County, said she does not expect major problems in her state because it has restrictive voting laws that she says have resulted in some of the lowest voter turnout in the country.”

Comer Fudd is confused? I’m shocked.

Republicans (aka shitty Americans) have been told to be mad at them and, as if on cue, they are.

“tHeY wErEn’T wAr pLaNs” is the new “iT’s nOt aN aSsAuLt rIfLe.”

Is she trying to do Trump’s pout? #ducklips

It’s an inconvenient truth that her husband is a fascist.

She didn’t even paint his pink scalp underneath the whisps of combed over hair.

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Golden and Gilded are not interchangeable, WP.