i have like zero visual arts skills & every time i completely mess up trying to draw or paint something i am reminded that, in a very specific way, i am literally worse than Hitler
please don’t throw bombs at the Nazis you might inadvertently kill those of us trying to punch them
very cool that the only people who remember the gas wars of the 1970s voted for the fucking idiot who's about to make them happen again
the Bible has a pretty famous solution for this but i dont think theyre gonna like it
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
“i’m a transhumanist” oh cool so you mean you’re a sociopath but like you kinda know how to vibe code ok got it
it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page
i don't want to start a holy war or anything, but i would like to say Ramadan Mubarak to all practicing Muslims & to everyone else i would like to say your lives are hollow & all your pathetic other gods are false
girlfriend: why did you cheat on me with my sister?
me: (through insane tears) the DOW. the DOW is the HIGHEST it's EVER BE-
oh sure NOW all of you are up in arms about the “Trump Kennedy Center” but where were you when Ruth bought what was clearly Chris’s steakhouse
can’t we leave Woodrow Wilson something?! first the collapse of the League of Nations took away the man’s legacy as a peacemaker and now he won’t even be known as our most racist president
i don't know why some of you are so surprised a man named Oz is making it his life's goal to use sham technology to screw over someone from Kansas
so many billionaires in the Epstein files that at this rate if we're gonna eat the rich i'm worried we'd all get hep B
someone tell me why Prince William looks like Hugh Grant trying to play Paul Giamatti in a low-budget movie
aw man i cant believe they took something that would otherwise objectively be hilarious (Don Lemon getting arrested) & made it suck/scary
In theater. So they think they’re at war.
the job perks were great, but he just couldn’t handle JD Vance following him around everywhere trying to f&%$ him
Matt Walsh taking to Twitter to denounce someone dressing in “militia costume” is kind of like if the Eagles were to stop mid-concert to denounce old guys who openly hit on the staff in front of their wives in restaurants. like those are your people, dude
xenomorphs pointing and laughing at me: look at this dry ass motherfucker lmao
There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
sorry “Whiskey Friday” hopeful fans, America simply cannot & will not accept a newscaster who doesn’t hide his shameful alcohol dependency from the world like a professional
i’m fine with Zohran being a radical communist muslim atheist terrorist or whatever NY Post wants to label him but i draw the goddamn line at iced coffee in the middle of winter
sad to think MAGA wouldn't be nearly as angry at Dylan Mulvaney playing Anne Boleyn if any of them were educated enough to know how that character arc ends
terrible news--i've just been told some SOCIALIST AGITATOR guy just HORRIBLY DESECRATED a Church service(!!) by interrupting it to nail a long list of his personal, UNHINGED, LIBERAL grievances to the outside door!!
Jesse Buckley in Hamnet watching Grease
Hamnet but your husband wrote Grease
proud to say i am so far KEEPING my New Years resolution to not participate in societal traditions that promise easy, long-term personal change but are ultimately unsustainable WAIT A MINUTE AH FUCK
why does Curtis Yarvin look like Nathan Fielder playing an SNL character?
he’s only going on about Greenland like this to distract the world from the fact our troops have captured Havana
Tweet by Richard Grenell
“Perform or else,” they say, as they defund rehearsal rooms, close stages, underpay artists, strip the arts and humanities from schools, and call the collapse of cultural infrastructure in the name of white nationalists “the arts for everyone.”
