Aaron

That's my hometown, the laws of nature have always been nebulous there

This is huge! Well done Mark!

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There can be 100 Madame Morribles in a room, and 99 of them don't believe in running hate propaganda against you, but all it takes is just one to flip it around to turn you into a Wicked Witch

Just had to stop Fergus eating my yoga mat

You catty little witch

This was a labour of love because my pain tolerance is not what it used to be but Nightcrawler is finally done after several sessions (@tropikalcoconut on insta for this incredible work)

❤️ to get random messages from my fiancé

This was all the convincing I needed. It's giving

Absolutely thrilled to say that Aaron (@waarontear.bsky.social) finally got engaged!

He only went and made a whole RPG full of our in-jokes and references over the last 8 years, and after beating the final boss I was rewarded with this lovely proposal. Very us 🥹

Just earnestly sent a message saying 'Gold Labubu lady milkshake ducked' and I'm going to put my phone down for a while and get some air I think

Kelly Thompson's brilliant too and I'm sure she'll do it justice

He's a bit wonky but who isn't?!

Still from the simpsons with an ideal barbecue pit, under is a mess of metal and concrete. The text reads 'yeah that's one fine lookin crochet fox plushie...why doesn't mine look like that?'

Thought I'd try my hand at developing a new skill on annual leave and it's very this at the moment

Hundreds of choughs chuffing

That's a bird?

Three, I guess. Because there's also the sound an animal makes when they puff out air?

This makes your job read a *lot* more hands on than it is 😂

When I was an underage drinker I would drink just enough Frosty Jacks to pour in a 50cl Glen's vodka and use it as a mixer. I should not have made it to age 18.

Just had someone selling broadband at the door, said I didn't have a clue
'Oh does the missus sort that?'
Panicked
'No, my partner....the mister?'

An email subject line reading 'Welcome to GoPuff on Amazon'

I beg your pardon? And the day before Pride?!

Katy Perry won't see your skeets but your flop friends who can't read a room will

Wasn't that Vanessa Williams?

Screaming, crying, throwing up

The boob song is such a bop too. I put it on in the car

Groomer picked an excellent picture of Fergus for the promo...

Can't get over The Wheel of Time wanting to really convey Tanchico is a hive of scum and villainy by giving everyone a Scouse accent

Incredible Lebanese restaurant name on Uber Eats