every time a song references the drum intro from be my baby by the ronettes i'm noticing that shit

pleased to announce that i'm now practicing law without a license

don't follow me if you have a bunch of tiny figurines, if you have a bunch of tiny figurines go to hell

putting backspins in the track is obtuse in a way that is fun but putting fader cuts in the track is just obnoxious

i'm one of my generations most celebrated thinkers and no one cares

im trying to quit watching movies by watching pornography instead every time i get the urge to watch a movie

pro tip for new blue sky users. if you want to see less cartoon rabbits with a fat ass there's a button you have to press but if you press it the mods will come to your house and kill you and spray paint "rude" on your garage door

there's fucked up anime shit on my feed and it's sexual

Husk GF
- lowkey a shell of her former self
- light behind eyes is extinguished
- no dreams
- withered
- likes an artisanal beverage

i have to gain 100 pounds in 10 days

nice commentary except all of that shit is indicative of a larger problem, also your gay

loving these fellows

burned structures from silence by steve roach to a cd and now whenever i feel bad i just listen to the cd

playing free cell solitaire and my whole shit is fucked

i could easily go pro in solitare but i don't want to hurt my relationship to the sport

just played yukon solitare ; won

come over bro we are doing recreational cpap machine stuff

i am so beloved on bluesky that it gets me laid constantly , im getting so much ass tail and pussy from bluesky

hey man we're gonna poke you with skewers and stuff now ok

should i be on here or should i keep not being on here

i'm going to post until i earn your respect

I feel like you wouldn't know by my general demeanor on here but I am the roommate that changes the clock on the stove. the day of the time change even

m̶u̶s̶t̶ b̶e̶ t̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶a̶y̶ I̶'m̶ h̶u̶r̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶

s̶h̶e̶ h̶u̶r̶t̶ m̶e̶ t̶i̶l̶l̶ m̶y̶ n̶a̶i̶l̶ n̶i̶n̶e̶ i̶n̶c̶h̶e̶s̶

I̶ m̶u̶s̶t̶ b̶e̶ d̶o̶w̶n̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ s̶p̶i̶r̶a̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶a̶y̶ I̶ h̶u̶r̶t̶ m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶

s̶h̶e̶ c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ m̶e̶ a̶c̶o̶u̶s̶t̶i̶c̶l̶y̶ t̶i̶l̶l̶ m̶y̶ j̶o̶h̶n̶n̶y̶ c̶a̶s̶h̶

she cover my johnny till i hurt myself

opened every email account i have in a separate tab and sent a password reset to every one. i have two bluesky accounts i didn't know about and also turned out the email for this account was my primary all along

umm i think you mean why didn't frankenstien's Monster make a body that work

have to go to the post office, looking for some pity #pitysky

im in

bluebskt

im madly in love with all 5 of my microblogging accounts on various platforms

that's me from when I used to face the duck the other way. I'm so different now