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@elimaxxxx

Stay at home dad. Posting noise at https://elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/

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"Show don't tell, walk don't rock"

04.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The solution to tanking is to give the Utah Jazz the #1 pick in perpetuity for 100 years

20.02.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

broken clock etc. etc.

18.02.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck is this interview setting?

27.01.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joanna Newsom into Guiding Light is a real sickos moment (it's me, I'm sickos)

26.01.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing else going on these days

25.01.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget that the bella costume was so bad everyone thought it was Jacob

13.12.2025 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

24:Black Country, New Road - Forever, Howlong
25:Donna Allen - atom-ic citizen of the dying empire

11.12.2025 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

16:Added Dimensions - Jane from Preoccupied America
17:Dick Texas - All That Fall
18:Dumbells - Up Late with
19:Nape Neck - The Shallowest End
20:Bonnie Prince Billy - The Purple Bird
21:Pyrex - Body
22:Eraser - Hideout
23:Water for Your Eyes - Its a Beautiful Place

11.12.2025 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8:Horsegirl - Phonetics on and on
9:Cruelster - Make them Wonder Why
10:Dana - Clean Living
11:Sexfaces - Bad Vibes OST
12:Artificial Go - Musical Chairs
13:Gentle Leader XIV - Joke in the Shadow
14:Alan Sparhwak - With Trampled by Turtles
15:Discreet Charms - Delivery Model Stateholder Meeting

11.12.2025 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fav albums of the year
1:Fugitive Buggle - What Will Happen If We Stop
2:Ryan Davis and the Roadhouse Bands - new threats from the soul
3:Kilynn Lunsford - Promiscuous Genes
4:Possible Humans - Standing Around Alive
5:Puppet Wipes - Live Inside
6:New Eves - The New Eve is Rising
7:Shakti - Shakti

11.12.2025 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Classic Rock Thunder, by elimaxxx 8 track album

elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/album/classi... new album out today

05.12.2025 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Communal sports joy/sorrow is one of the things that keeps me on these accursed apps

28.10.2025 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disagree better by building concentration camps

25.10.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unskippable cutscene where you learn about the sanitation systems of the Rethic Empire

25.10.2025 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, like, kids still broke bones back in ye goode olde days

24.10.2025 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot Nurkic was on the jazz lol

23.10.2025 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the sewer part of Les Mis is important, good and necessary

13.10.2025 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Sweebles 2025-2025

22.09.2025 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arthur will personally lead the revolution if they shut down the well of Geography facts videos

19.09.2025 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

our dipshit governor is really shining on the big stage.

12.09.2025 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr. Oz :(

28.08.2025 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo, I hear cracker barrel is using seed oils now too.

22.08.2025 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Governor Caillou, by elimaxxx track by elimaxxx

elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/track/govern... i did one a few years ago about my dipshit governor

21.08.2025 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People wondered why the band named themselves Sum 41, but that is the total of Bandcamp tabs I have open on this day of August 2025

17.08.2025 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5:30 gang rise up

05.08.2025 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Ballad of Johnny Uwu, by elimaxxx track by elimaxxx

elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/track/the-ba... obligatory bc Friday drop. Does it sound like Thin Lizzy, not really, but there's a part with guitar harmonies.

02.08.2025 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no avoiding nepo babies, and at this point you cancel them all, but Clairo must be cancelled because her dad is a Top Golf exec and those places are such an eyesore.

14.07.2025 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20 years since graduating high school: mature, well seasoned.
20 years since graduating college: ancient, mummified

14.07.2025 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yang (hansen) Gang rise up

12.07.2025 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0