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Abby Normal

@sharktopussy

"You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park." I'm just an old, crazy, cat lady. I like Linux, crafts, electronics, and I collect and fix pinball machines. Cis woman, she/her. Oh, and fuck Trump!

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Why can't they just scrape thr decals off?

11.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad our president is afraid of windmills.

11.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to call him a plumber.

A plumber works hard and does something the world needs.

Markwayne has nothing to offer the world.

11.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump confuses deals with demands.

He's never made an actual deal in his life.

His idea of a deal is where he gets everything and the other party gets nothing.

11.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are the assholes making life impossible for normal folks.

11.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so sorry we have an insane moron running the country right now.

Hopefully he will die soon.

BTW, Canada's Olympic hockey team had the best uniforms.

11.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was pretty young, but I remember waiting in line for gas.

11.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can only assume the people complaining about this have never actually read a single comic book.

11.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im fairly sure what trump is blackmailing him over isn't being gay.

Since that's no secret.

11.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rich asshole tells regular people to make sacrifices, while making none himself.

The gas prices and %100 trumps fault, the only sacrifice I'm interested in making involves throwing him and his entire family into a volcano.

11.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps under the ballroom?

Then tear down the ball room!

11.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The failed attempts at sea steading have been pretty funny.

These idiots have no clue what they are doing.

Did you see the idiots who tried to build a society on an old cruise ship?

They thought countries would let an unregistered ship just anchor off the coast.

11.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long before she's attacked by bedbugs?

11.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aka Why we can't have nice things.

11.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, aka being fair.

10.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Sam too!

10.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd have to be a moron to believe that.

10.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's exactly how I see it.

It's a big universe, room for all kinds of different stories.

Some people just can't cope with change.

10.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok boomer.

10.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody cares about Gen X either.

10.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What kind of suitcase would drug dealers use?

What an odd thing to say.

10.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His voice makes me stabby.

10.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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May I suggest Luffy 2026?

He's definitely smarter than trump!

10.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth sounds like s 10 year old boy, why do the let him talk?

09.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody needs trump, especially his wife!

09.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a 40 year old compact tractor, it lacks lights.

The previous owner installed a car cigarette light in the panel where the light switch would have been.

I'm surprised there's no cup holder. ๐Ÿ˜€

09.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do people like that survive?

You'd think they'd have killed themselves by accident long before reaching adulthood.

09.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0