Everything I have ever learned about that little ratboy from “Dune” has been against my will
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Everything I have ever learned about that little ratboy from “Dune” has been against my will
Right. Like I like the Himbo Angel memes, but Warren is canonically too smart, snobby, and arrogant.
Havok, though. There’s your X-Himbo.
This combines two of my favorite things: old Simpsons bits and Tim Drake having been a weird stalker as a kid
BERNARD: Tim, don’t start stalking people again. It’s so illegal! Remember when you were stalking Red Hood because you thought he dug up your garden?
TIM DRAKE: Something did!
BERNARD:
TIM: Fine! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I'll be back. I'm...going outside to...stalk...Dick.
BERNARD:
TIM: Crap.
you people have so devalued the word “himbo” that it’s lost all meaning
“Clavicular funds his looksmaxxing by selling Jelly Roll’s stablecoin to Joe Rogan- ”
You bolt awake in a drop pod rapidly descending on Isstvan V. It is 566.006.M31. You are a Warsmith of the Iron Warriors. The Imperium is corrupt. It never respected the Iron of your blood.
Let the galaxy burn.
And if those five words don’t work, try, “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!”
“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”
True North writer Daryl Richard Lawrence discovers a page from an Alpha Flight inventory story and sets out to determine its origin.
You’ve seen the vision
they should make a Pokémon who has a concealed gun
Those shorts are…unforgiving
no, but I did have roughly that many beers during the ill-fated Halloween where we did the Femboy Hooters group, and I’m counting those shorts as an equivalent
we’re entering St Patrick’s Day season, the magical time of the year where guys from Chicago or Boston with Polish surnames and a great-grandmother who maybe knew a guy from Limerick in the 20s lecture you on what it means to be Irish, then puke so much green beer that it turns an entire river green
Fun fact: dumb DST makes markets more volatile, because
1) traders are irritable like everyone else
2) trading hours have changed vis-a-vis European and Asian markets (ex: U.S. opening at 8:30 AM hits European screens at more liquid 12:30 instead of 13:30)
3) other dumb reasons
Just about done with Fantomex for AwesomeCon this coming weekend, and I believe I have surpassed Cowboy Spider-Man for my sweatiest cosplay
Early Jean Grey: “Oh, I hope Scott holds my hand on this date!”
Early Sue Storm: “Will Reed notice my new hairdo?”
Early Mary Jane Watson: yo what’s that hammer do, Thor
There’s a whole bit where he’s trying to calm a guy down and he’s got the Azrael-voice text bubbles, and it’s like one of my favorite things
It’s the only place that remembers him…
She’s going to give you a thoughtful but fun book about the Talking Heads that she heard about on NPR.
He’s going to give you a knife that he picked up in Spain (and a muttered apology about throwing you through a plate glass that one time.)
You are Tim Drake.
Wayne Family Adventures is extremely fan fic-y and comfort food-y - which isn’t a bad thing! It’s just not always my jam.
However, I am ALWAYS here for the random guest appearances by Batwoman and Azrael, who show up with “cool lesbian aunt” and “fun but unstable gay uncle” vibes
Charles Bukowski renewal I used to deliberately get into barroom fights with anybody around now as the world nears its end hear reports of the dinosaur being sighted again time for me to go back to the bars.
anyways back to the bars
It’s the heroin chic dark circles
you, in another decade
2016, peak unmedicated demon twink era
for Warren or for Billy
Oh and Billy from “Sleepaway Camp” for our Queer Horror Panel late Friday afternoon (ft. myself, the iconic @dmandamartini.bsky.social, and other brilliant panelists)
Large left box: Angel, in his red 80s X-Factor costume Top right box: Fantomex, with guns drawn Mid right box: Angel in his classic blue costume Bottom right box: Brian Braddock Captain Britain
Lineup for AwesomeCon next weekend:
Friday: Fantomex
Saturday AM: X-Factor Angel
Saturday PM: Angel (Classic Blue)
Sunday: Captain Britain
I’ll be at the @theuncannyexp.bsky.social table all weekend, so swing by and say hi if you’re at Washington, DC’s biggest con!
No. This is where I go full Butlerian Jihad and Warhammer 40k. That’s an Abominable Intelligence and we shall not suffer it.
I was explaining to someone that I always read Ultron with Cotton Hill’s voice from King of the Hill and, anyways
Right!?! Like, they didn’t even like each other when they were both on X-Force. It felt so weird.