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Deadloch - Official Trailer | Prime Video YouTube video by Prime Video Canada

Give #DEADLOCH a watch for one of the greatest buddy detectives vs small-town serial killer rides ever. =)

Catch up on s1 before s2 starts up March 19!

📺: www.amazon.com/Episode-8/dp...

#TrueDetectiveNightCountry
#AgnesOfWestview
#HowToGetToHeavenFromBelfast #HTGTHFB
#SweetVicious

March 19 now! =)

#DEADLOCH 📺: www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sit on a log and talk. "What day is today?" asked Pooh. "It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground," squeaked Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh

anyway!

I think if I were to send the head of legal at Grammarly a note that said I broke into his house and took his wallet, but in future, he could opt out of me stealing his wallet, that would go great and they would be fine with that 👍🏻

An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

this is the most Not Fucking Around anything has ever been. I can’t wait to see it, but I ALREADY agree that crypto is a massive scam, so I also can’t wait until the people this movie is trying to convince also see it and at least some of them hopefully rethink everything about themselves

Officers must demonstrate Four Leadership Tenets

1) Pull-ups
2) Warfighteriness
3) Day drinking
4) Dank memes

"The feature will be deactivated starting March 12, 2026.

We're sorry, and we appreciate you holding us to a higher standard."

Of course it doesn't "surface" the work of experts. It SLOPIFIES their voice and VOMITS things it's fished out of the barrel.

2/

Welp

Grammarly declined my request to interview CEO Shishir Mehrotra today. But it told me that in response to criticisms, it will allow experts to opt out of the feature by emailing expertoptout@superhuman.com.

I've decided that instead of wasting my own time to see if Grammarly has stolen my name and writing for use their business, I'd just email them to opt out and make them waste some time cleaning up their own goddamn mess.

www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

March 19 now! =)

#DEADLOCH 📺: www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

Netflix shark movie 'Thrash' – See exclusive first-look photos Phoebe Dynevor headlines the new Netflix shark movie "Thrash." USA TODAY has the first look at Adam McKay's environmentally themed thriller.

"When a coastal South Carolina town is hit by a Category 5 hurricane, a bull shark swims in with the flood water and finds a fresh catch to hunt. Phoebe Dynevor stars as a pregnant woman dealing with a hurricane, massive floods, & hungry sharks in 'Thrash.'"

Or as Oil CEOs call it, "a sweet dream."

FUJII: WHAT?!
SHOTA: Has the pattern of you raging in return…ever worked?

#YourTurnToKill =)

SHOTA: Did you threaten someone else like you were threatened?
FUJII: … I didn’t.
S: Could you…?
F: What?
S: …lie a bit better?

LOL!

#YourTurnToKill 109 #TV =)

Connections 🌈
Puzzle #1004
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Big Man eats the witch and becomes…super strong?

More drawrings! =)

#MONSTER 119 #TV

A little offended Grammarly didn't make a sloppelganger of me

„Sloppelganger“ ist ein perfektes neues Wort.

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

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Play The Midi Crossword All the fun of the larger New York Times Crossword, but you can solve it in seconds.

I solved the daily midi!

TOMA: The truth is mine.

#SpecBirth =)

DEATH ROW PRECOG: The gyoza are overboiled.

#SpecBirth =)

SEBUMI: You had a beautiful widow close to you. If it was me, I might’ve made advanced.
SUSPECT: The police told me the same thing 10y ago. You ppl come up w the most trashy thoughts.
S: Yes. Criminals are trash. We had to adapt.

#SPEC #SpecBirth 102 #TV =)
#Jdrama

Ha! A snapping, vibrating, dancing little person stepping out from behind red curtains to some funky music…? =)

#MONSTER 115 #TV
#TwinPeaks

Pitt Faces

This is AI, sorry everyone! This guy didn't make this. The guy he credits in his pinned post ALSO didn't make it. I found the guy who "made" it on instagram and he didn't make it either: a computer did. Oh well!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Twitter screenshot: Craig @lordofsnowflake Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt Telling a woman on the street shes gorgeous or wolf whistles arent sexual harassment. I Just wish we could go back to the early 1900s where women were actually women and didnt hate men. 2:45 PM • Jul 20, 2018

Mary Shelly lost her virginity on her mom's grave, facilitated a lesbian wedding, and carried her dead husband’s heart around in a bag, so, yeah, I agree, let’s return to traditional values.