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Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.

They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.” ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.

They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?

This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F. ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong. It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.

A story in four parts. 😭

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs

Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs

United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

It is hard to overstate, for non-lawyers, just how milquetoast the ABA is in normal times. It’s supposed to be boring insurance lawyers leading workshops with boring tax lawyers, trying to drum up business.

A pissed off ABA is like dentists manning the barricades and singing Le Marseillaise.

"Do AI enthusiasts not understand—" yes, generally, they do not understand! They are devotedly stupid.

I voted for @warren.senate.gov in the 2020 primary. Was proud to. But she's slowly become yet another Dem machine turkey. Posts about American affordability in regards to the war in Iran and the same when it comes to ICE. This endorsement is sadly unsurprising

When Benjamin Ferencz tried 24 members of the Einsatzgruppen at Nuremberg, he did not have to call a single witness to testify for the prosecution. They spent the war so eagerly documenting their crimes that he was able to secure convictions against every single one of them using only their words.

Be a tourist in your own town. Share a photo.

My son this morning (MH Stories 3 is out today)

Announcement: Antifa is now "Iranian sleeper cell." Thank you for your time.

My only feature that could be considered stereotypical I think is my nose.
One time I was discussing a trauma I endured with a girl I was dating and she leans in and asks “is that what happened to your nose?”
I was like “no that’s my Russian Jewish grandfather’s fault.”
(We did not date for long)

Ignoring the weird 47 stuff, “what a great honor” to be killing people, including children, is frankly evil

a tennis partner once hit a ball out onto the road and as i went to retrieve it a car stopped and its door opened and i feared some maniac was gonna flip out or worse but the guy was wearing a ~15 year old jason bay giveaway shirsey and he calmly fielded and tossed me the ball waved and drove away

The position “American shuls are presumed valid targets unless they proactively disavow Israel” is as wrong as “American Muslims need to proactively disavow Islamist violence to be considered good, loyal Americans.” Both are racist, and both are wrong.

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

Look at the smile on his face. He's talking about Iranian children. That's the enemy. If he's allowed to walk amongst the people a free man when this is all over then we are hopeless as a country. We will never be a true democracy if nothing happens to them.

I think I’ll be able to do this one!

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laughed out loud like a crazy person at the gym when Rohan described the “walking shawarma incident” (we’ve all been there)

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

It’s had its issues with reliability but I do really like my Rivian, and a more affordable model is a slam dunk

Maybe it should matter that the President of the United States threatened the lives of the Iranian soccer team, who can say

going to go with "no thank you" on this one, cheers

So fucking embarrassing

We have a stash of individually wrapped not-fresh chocolate croissants and are they mediocre/bad? Yes. Sometimes lifesaving? Also yes.

Pretty sure I saw that place in cyberpunk 2077

Finite Jest

ADL condemns Zohran Mamdani for hosting Mahmoud Khalil at mayor’s mansion ‘Gracie Mansion belongs to all New Yorkers. Public office must never be used to legitimize hate,’ an ADL spokesperson said

eat, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shit jewishinsider.com/2026/03/adl-...

Report: President Donald Trump Is Giving 'All The Boys' Dress Shoes That Don't Fit Right | Defector It goes without saying that there is a great deal of Psychology going on in Donald Trump’s second term. None of it is especially complicated, because the people involved are without exception clammy, ...

Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...