FPLOakwell (Rob)

I reckon that Rodri probably deserved the ballon d'or.

The Wildcard did not go well.

Don't worry lads

This is the first time I've owned Salah this year - that's why he's blanked.

Double Newcastle attack down the shitter.

At least it means that weirdo Ed won't be unbearable for a bit.

Yeah.

My worst ever finish is 1.48m.

That's the new target I think.

Can't go that far.

Not had Salah all season, so firstly I need to put him in!

At my rank, he's a differential!

Wildcard is active.

Looking at:

TC24
FH29
BB33
ASS36

Starting point is 5.4m 😭

I'm wildcarding tonight I think.

I don't see the Mateta hype if I'm honest.

Sitter there.

Love watching Eze play.

Man just glides across the grass.

Oh no, it's completely irrational and for Fantasy Football Purposes

He's always ridiculously vague in press conferences and I wanted a bit of news about Isak.

As a manager I think it's brilliant - what he did with Bournemouth incredible. I hope he's the next England gaffer.

If that's true, he's about the only person who does tbf.

I hate Eddie Howe.

Dragusuin spent all game pulling shirts.

Clown.

Oh yeah, I'm not getting myself down. It's just a game after all.

I usually play pretty safe, follow EO etc, but for some reason I didn't do that this season.

Heavy on Newcastle early, who were rubbish. No Arsenal for 3 cleans - then switched to Arse on WC and they've been poor.

Be reyt.

I started the season with too many punts, which forced me into an early WC (GW6).

I then stuck with Haaland after his fast start and ignored Salah - then stubbornly did not correct this.

There's been a bit of bad luck (Haaland pen miss whilst captain), but mainly stubbornness I think.

FPL: 5.54m
TFF: 2407 (24)
SDT: 18261

It's not going well is it, let's be fair.

Reasonably happy with TFF, although at this stage last year I was in the top 1000 with a similar number of transfers.

Need to keep updating this tbf.

GW20

67 points

OR: 5.54m

We go again.

Ratface has been the best player on the pitch.

They've not given that as a Garnacho assist.

They just make it up now.

Pathetic.

Here it comes.

When is the Salah penalty then?

VAR doing a really good job so far today I see.

Ref must have lost his red card here.

I'd probably stick the VC on Littler.

Friday night kick off I know, but he'll play at least.

If the Liverpool game is off then its the first step to clawing back the 200 point swing of going Salah over Haaland on the GW6 Wildcard.

Baby steps.

The only way I can get a red arrow this week is if Mbuemo wipes out my double Arsenal defence.

Ah, there we are.

What a performance.

Piss off Hollywood FC.